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Lappy Purchase

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 22:13

A friend of mine, college student, is going to buy a laptop, and is telling me that he's going all out trying spend shittons of cash on a lappy that he really doesn't need. Personally, I think he's a jackass, 'cause I'm one frugal bastard. The only programs he will run are Firefox and iTunes.
What laptop configuration do you recommend for such a person?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 22:44

I suggest a laptop full of flesh-eating scarab beetles.  People who flaunt money should be eaten slowly while alive.

/broke grad student

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 23:48

>>2
Yeah, the Mummy is a good movie. That Rachel Weiz is a fine piece of ass.

Aside from that, you should let your friend waste his money. I assume he's from a well-off family?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-07 0:04

I assume he's from a well-off family?

Not for long, roffle.

Observation: families remain rich for three generations. The first makes all the cash, the second coasts, and the third burns it all.

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