>You wake up in an abandoned text board. The only signs of life come from a run-down thread about some popular webcomic. Your inventory consists only of your trusty posting apparatus.
>What will you do?
>
>>14
>Anonymous: Give up this tomfoolery immediately in the most calm, collected way you know. Smash your keyboard with your tear/jizz/cheeto-stained face.
oh good i spent far too long being forced to actually draw instead of jerking off in hsg
hi hsg
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:39
>>15
You cannot open gmail because you are obviously too busy browsing 4chan! >>16
While rummaging through the discarded trash that fills the corners of the window, you find a diaper. >>19
You fail to retrieve Shai'hulud from the safe, as Shai'hulud anon is quite dead. >>18
You are unable to smash your keyboard. It holds too many precious memories of 4chan browsing and general wankery. >>17
You possess one (1) Posting Apparatus and one (1) Diaper.
>_
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Indexer!WfG7SlR25E2011-10-19 17:41
Gonna post it here one time only, just for giggles.
There is only one Witch for each new created universe. The Witch is in charge of the First Guardian, her familiar. Scratch, taking the place of the First Guardian in the scratched sessions, HAS TO give the Witch another familiar. This ends up creating a dilemma. IF The kid's reset session has a prospitan Witch, it would make no sense for her familiar to be affiliated to the Noble circle.
Thus, a Title swap might occur with R-Mom taking up the title of Witch OR a dreamer's swap, in which the prospit and derse dreamer's places are swapped. This makes R-Hass and R-Nanna derse dreamers and R-Bro and R-Mom prospit dreamers. This opens up the possiblity that R-Nanna will be the Witch of space without her being automatically Jade's penpal.
>>26
Fef and Jade dreamselves with the horrorterrors: what really happened in that one flash.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:48
>>26
i personally find jade being vaginally fisted by dave with his big meaty teenage man hands to be most captivating
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:49
So, HSG, when was the last time you had sexual relations with a dog?
For me it's been about a week. Lookin forward to Friday when I'll be able to "see" my friend's dog while I'm hanging out at his place.
>>31
Months.
The shame is too great.
but his tounge is greater
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:52
>>34
switch out Dave for Bro, add in anal at the same time
there you go, 100% more depraved
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:54
diapersteens.gov
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:54
what if when feferi first steps on land she doesn't know how to move her legs properly so she's just flopping around on the beach all helpless and eri wwhips out his wwhite science and
>>32
You decide that it would be worth your time to stir up some trouble in the Homestuck thread. You spend the next several minutes making shitposts and telling assholes to go blog about it. Surprisingly, HSG fails to throw a shitfit. Huh.
What now?
>_
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:56
woah, we have a text board
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:56
>>40
Now I want a fic of someone teaching Feferi how to walk
>>31
It has always been my greatest fantasy to suck a dog's dick and then get pounded in the ass by his thick, juicy cock.
Unfortunately, I have no idea how to get a dog to do that without pheromones.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:59
This is weird.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 17:59
howw often does fef lose her knickers in the wwater
there's some logistics involved with fucking a dog, you can't just buy an un-neutered great dane and go to town; letting a dog fuck you is the quickest way to give it the impression that it's the alpha, making it basically uncontrollable
>>60
I guess Kanaya? I can't really think of a reason why, though.
If I get married and/or have a daughter, I'm thinkin I'll name her Kanaya. Or Evangeline, it's a coin toss.
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XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA2011-10-19 18:23
>>61
I'll divide those into separate posts or something. It looked better in my text editor.
>>60
I don't have a waifu, but to the people who do, why are your waifus 13 years old? Why aren't your waifus Mom, Nanna, or any of the fem Troll ancestors?
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:24
Buenos Noches HSG ¿Cómo te va?
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:26
>>63
You don't have a waifu. If you have to guess she isn't your waifu, save the label for people who use it properly.
>>71
Well it's a real name to begin with, and it's a nice name besides.
Hell, naming people after fictional characters is what gave us a lot of the names we consider standard today.
Mathew, Jacob, Mark, Mary, etc.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:37
>>75
You're still naming a kid after a mediocre webcomic
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:39
>>76
Eh, still better than a lot of the shit retarded assholes name their children.
Kanaya is a pretty name, but I am just... adverse to people naming their kids after fictional characters, because it's often a very rash decision.
It's like naming your kid Moonbeam. You may think it's cool and unique for a month, but the kid has to be stuck with it for life.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:42
>>78
Well then maybe I'll name her Evangeline.
Like I said, I was just thinkin about it. Chances are good that I'll have forgotten all about Homestuck by the time I settle down and start a family.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:44
who the fuck cares what you name your shitty kid
she'll still grow up to be a failure just like you
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:45
>>81
Well, SOMEONE forgot to take their anti-bitch pill this morning.
Don't worry, I've got spares.
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atomic2011-10-19 18:46
Hey guys, are we alright here? Posting has gone full retard
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Anonymous2011-10-19 18:46
So did everyone just leave or what?
There's, like, 3 people posting in this thread.
Um is anyone here? This is probably a terrible time to bring this up but I'll be aiming to do the Jeopardy thing Late Friday Night-Early Saturday morning
Still trying to determine whether it should be done onsite or off. Your input would be appreciated
For anyone still here, I have a question about my fanfic. Obviously, this features genderswapped versions of characters, and I was wondering if I should feminize the names or use more natural sounding female names?
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:38
>>133
Go with natural sounding names, we can suggest if you're stuck
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:40
bloop
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:41
Hey guys.
Now, just hang on here. Let me finish.
What if
Now just wait
what if
Hussie
updated
right now?
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:43
Jade's nipples.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:51
Are we still here
Are we holding up
Are we dead yet
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:53
*wwalks into thread*
*curls up in la-z-troll*
*falls asleep wwith eyes wwide open*
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XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA2011-10-19 19:56
>>134
What are your thoughts on these:
Karkat: Caroline
Gamzee: Gwendolyn
Tavros: Tamara
Vriska: Veronica
Sollux: Sally
Terezi: Teri
Kanaya: Kairi
Feferi: Francine
Eridan: Erica
Nepeta: Natalie
Equius: Emma
Aradia: Allison
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:59
/v/ is gone
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Anonymous2011-10-19 20:02
>>140
I think Kanaya should be the Caroline and Karkat should be Kara
But otherwise I like those
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Anonymous2011-10-19 20:02
>>139
D --> *slips the 100d seadwellers hand in a glass of water*
D --> no amount of jelly is worth this f001ishness
So, just female sounding names for all the trolls?
I'd go with Katie for Karkat. Nickname 'Kat.' Gamzee; woah uh, little complex there, don't you think? All of these are sounding kind of heavy on the fanciness. Tavros; it works? Vriska; good. Sollux; I dunno, doesn't sound right to me. Terezi: Terri works. Kanaya: I don't really like Kairi. Feferi: Sounds too formal. Eridan: it works. Nepeta: good. Equius: I can see the angle you're going with, it works. Aradia: Allison is ok.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 20:08
/co/ is back. come home, everybody.
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XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA2011-10-19 20:18
>>145
Regarding Gwendolyn:
It is a very fancy name, isn't it? I like it because it's very flexible (Gwendolyn shortens to both Gwen and Jenny (if you're up to making literary references)), plus there's the whole fact that Gamzee would most likely come from an upper class family. I doubt I would actually use the full name because it's really unwieldy on its own.
Admittedly, I am not proud of Sollux as Sally, and I'm not sure what other name to use.
I liked >>142's suggestion on Kanaya being Caroline, and taking your input into account, will probably shorten that to Carol.
In that vein, it would make sense to shorten Feferi to frankie. Thanks for your input!
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Anonymous2011-10-19 20:35
Wait - you're just... turning them all into girls? *a bit confused*
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Anonymous2011-10-19 20:53
*M8s with K8*
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Anonymous2011-10-21 19:11
Testing
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Anonymous2011-10-21 19:11
Is anyone here?
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Anonymous2011-10-21 19:16
Hello
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Anonymous2011-10-21 19:16
Hello
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HS is where the heart is!ZD2tivFwyY2011-10-21 19:17
Is it just me or does the posting come off as a bit sluggish here?
>>157
I still think something like skype would work best.
Instant streaming, an identity to keep track points, and away from the general. Pseterchum could work too.
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HS is where the heart is!ZD2tivFwyY2011-10-21 19:30
>>158
It could but with the whole skype drama being an issue I'm not sure if it would be worth the trouble. That and not everybody has skype. We'll see though
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Anonymous2011-10-21 19:32
>>159
Any instant messaging system with group chat would work.
Pesterchum probably would be the ideal choice.
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HS is where the heart is!ZD2tivFwyY2011-10-21 19:39
>>160
I'd love to but pesterchum doesn't work on my comp for some odd reason.
I do have an old AIM account though
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Anonymous2011-10-21 21:30
Hello?
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HS is where the heart is!ZD2tivFwyY2011-10-21 21:31
so many updates and no where to talk about them, fucking hell 4chan
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Anonymous2011-11-13 23:45
*fart*
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Anonymous2011-11-13 23:46
It's been, what, three hours? Shit, get it together, 4chan.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 1:44
4chans been pretty shitty these past 2 days or so. WAT UP YO?
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Anonymous2011-11-14 5:04
there's a DDOS going on
next time posting comes back momentarily I'll try and lead people here
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Anonymous2011-11-14 5:23
>Go to Omegle
>See this
Question to discuss:
uH, hEY, vRISKA, cAN WE BE KISMESIS AGAIN, oR, aT LEAST, mATESPRITS, i STILL REMEMBER THAT KISS, i EVEN KILLED YOU LIKE YOU ASKED, vRISKA COME BACK, pLEASE,
Daww, poor Tav.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 5:33
(.)(.)
wwould you
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Anonymous2011-11-14 7:12
Has everyone already flipped shits about the matriorb
Goddamn did I ever need my HSG fix. Is it generally agreed that Jake is Jade's pen-pal. This seemed pretty obvious. In addition it appears that the troll race may not have to face extinction through subtracting components from the soiled fedora to create a new one.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 17:39
*wwalks out and nevver comes back*
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Anonymous2011-11-14 17:57
>>192
D --> please stay
D --> I require
D --> *sweats*
D --> service
Prospit-chan woke up in his bed. He lay there for some time not wanting to get up. Suddenly there was a ring at the doorbell. "NANI?" he shouted and ran to the door, when he opened it he frowned. "Derse-kun...w-why...why are you here" Prospit-chan asked. Derse-kun stared passionately in to his eyes. "bcuz..." he said as he slowly reached down to unzip Prospit chan's zipper. "Derse-kun YADDA!" Prospit shouted, as Derse begain stroking up and down Prospits hard and lengthy cock.
"I'm gonna cu-cuuum" shouted propit-chan
Derse-kun licked his lips in anticipation
Just before Pospit-chan could cum, Derse kun wrapped his flexible lips around propit's dick. "AH--AH--AAHHH" screamed prospit as he unleashed his load in to derse's mouth. Derse swallowed it all. He quickly switched positions so that he could prepare to fuck Prospit chan in the ass. "iie please derse-kun yadda!" Derse-kun stared passionately at the bad of Prospit-chans head. "Jus remembur I luv u 5ever" said Derse-kun as he thrust his enormous cock into prospit-chan. "OH DERSE-KUN" screamed Prospit-chan as they both neared their climax. "KIMOCHIIIIII" Prospit-chan moaned in pleasure as he came on the floor. Derse pulled out so that he could also cum on the floor. And then Derse licked up all of the jizz off the floor, because though they were both gay, he was most definitely the gayest.
it makes me happy to know that all the hsg are equal in all the boards
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Anonymous2012-01-21 21:48
*8urp*
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Anonymous2012-01-21 21:52
HOMESTUCK SUCKS
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:23
Update
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:26
Finally glad we're getting a break from all this bullshit about Dirk's unrequited red feelings for Jake. I think the last three pesterlogs that weren't copypasta'd from Roxy's segment earlier were about this silly love triangle bullshit.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna
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Anonymous2012-08-20 16:27
PM is my waifu
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Anonymous2012-08-20 17:20
It's just not the same without the porn and colored noses.
4chan is down because halftruth sued HSG
we're all going to jail
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Anonymous2012-09-10 15:17
i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle."
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Anonymous2012-09-10 15:17
"windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. "pupple" i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" [tama is a common name for a cat in japan - lyle] "Caboodle" and "Chutney" sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Mean Mr. Mustard, who was reall y mean but now hes really nice b/c he gets lots of hugs and kises from his mommy. morroc sez that "tractor" would be a pretty good name for a pretty good cat. i like "roger."
By Brains Base, a 300 episode harem anime about Homestuck Expertise's homo adventures.
HOMESTUCK EXPERTISE, STARRING IN: PORRIMSTUCK
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Anonymous2012-09-10 15:24
>>/co/40630246
can't sell something people don't know they want yet. by driving people to their website, goDaddy creates a captive audience and is able to give a longer pitch to their products
">Casey's strong, dextrous tongue wrapping around your cock" ">Her erect cock twitching as it approaches your back door, gently prodding at the entrance of your asshole." ">That feel when she suddenly forces her length into you, nearly tearing your ass wide open as she begins to thrust into you harder and harder." ">The sensation when she finally cums inside of you, refusing to take her dick out of your ass as you eventually fall asleep in her arms, her warm cum slowly dripping out of you."
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Anonymous2012-12-03 20:58
illuminati
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Anonymous2012-12-03 21:22
everyone already forgot about the littlest hsg
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Anonymous2012-12-08 17:26
What is #farts again?
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Anonymous2012-12-08 18:56
>>376
furry roleplaying irc channel that c1QfXUgcGY0 made
>>402 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
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Anonymous2013-01-29 1:45
deep unmeltable ice
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Anonymous2013-01-29 1:46
eri
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Anonymous2013-01-29 1:47
">tfw no CAPTCHA"
feels good man
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dsyfo!.gassySass2013-01-29 1:51
>>418
no captcha? can the text boards be exploited for secure tripcode cracking?
HSG, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo, so I decided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was about to take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large group of green shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearly the exact same color as sopor slime. I have this fantasy about being a troll for a day, and that fantasy includes sleeping in a recuperacoon. In a fit of desperation to fulfill my dream, i bought all the tubes of green shampoo. The cashier gave me a very strange look and I began to regret my decision, but the deed was done. I sped home and then took the shampoo up to my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub, being sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out, stripped naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely filled up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green tea almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just thinking about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fake sopor, pretending my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when I went to get out of the tub that I realized what I had done. How was I going to rinse all this soap off my body? How was I going to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm writing this still half covered in the stuff. Help, HSG.
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Anonymous2013-02-01 16:21
>>9 ＿＿／二二二＼＿＿_
／○ |[HSG]| ○＼
|────┏━━┓────|
|━━━┓┃┏┓┃┏━━━|
lol. |（´∀｀）┃┃┃┃┃┃（・∀・）| HERE COMES THE MAN TRAIN!
|━━━┛┃┗┛┃┗━━━| CHOO CHOO
|────╂──╂────|
| ┃ ┃ |
| ┃ ┃ |
| ● ┃ ┃ ● |
| ① ┃ ┃ ① |
|＿＿＿ .二二二. ＿＿＿|
│ │[=.=］｜ |
└─────────┘
─／／────＼＼─
─／／──────＼＼─
─ ／／ __∧＿∧_ ──＼＼─
─／／─ |（ ＾д＾ ）| ＜What's that gay noise?
／／── |＼⌒⌒⌒＼────＼＼─
／─── ＼ |⌒⌒⌒~| ────＼＼─
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Anonymous2013-02-01 17:02
HUSTLE BONES COMIN OUT MY MOUTH
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Anonymous2013-02-01 19:27
Fuck YOU
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Anonymous2013-02-01 21:58
*wwalk2 iintwwo thread*
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Anonymous2013-02-01 22:06
hsg does anyone know shit about learnin moonrunes
I'm watchin namasensei, but he's not gonna teach kanji and hm
what does Hussie do at conventions
can I request shit from him
is it appropriate to shake his hand
is it appropriate to gush
I have no frame of reference here
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Anonymous2013-02-10 19:20
_||
(⊂| It's time for
/ / Homestuck General!
/ / ∨
/ / ∧＿∧ That's cool... but why are you
/ /＿∧ （´<_｀ ） ∠ on the textboards? The
/ / ´_ゝ`） / ⌒i imageboard works just fine.
￣＼｜ /￣￣￣￣￣/ ｜
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The imageboard is full of faggots.
∨
∧＿∧ Whatever, I'm going over to
∧＿∧ （´<_｀ ） ∠ http://boards.4chan.org/co/
（ ´_ゝ`） / ⌒i
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>>446 /LOUNGE/'S POST FORMATTING GUIDE
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being in carcom reminds me of like
an apocalypse
and people move into the parts of the old city below because an earthquake knocked it all down or something
so we're just in the remains of something old and broken that might have been good once
because it's worse out there
We should not push
our decision making any further
it won't do any good at this point
I believe it's time
to decide
who are we eating first.
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Anonymous2013-02-21 9:59
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Anonymous2013-02-21 10:12
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
the games will never stop
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
HSG, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo, so I decided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was about to take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large group of green shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearly the exact same color as sopor slime. I have this fantasy about being a troll for a day, and that fantasy includes sleeping in a recuperacoon. In a fit of desperation to fulfill my dream, i bought all the tubes of green shampoo. The cashier gave me a very strange look and I began to regret my decision, but the deed was done. I sped home and then took the shampoo up to my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub, being sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out, stripped naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely filled up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green tea almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just thinking about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fake sopor, pretending my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when I went to get out of the tub that I realized what I had done. How was I going to rinse all this soap off my body? How was I going to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm writing this still half covered in the stuff. Help, HSG.
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>>498 >>496
I think I'm actually doing the quirk wrong. It is randomly knocking out letters with "x" but it seems as if she uses it much less than I did in that shitpost.
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>fuckbuddy logs onto AIM
>has been listed as 'away' for a week, including times when we've talked
>tell him 'you've been listed as away for a week'
>logs off without saying anything
IT BEGINS
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE TRUE TABLE CATS
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WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████████▒Homestuck operates the whole world.
░░░░░░░░░▒███████████████Homestuck is the soul of the universe.
░░▒░░░█████████████████▒Homestuck is the bottom of your heart.
░░████████████████████Homestuck transcends surrealism and realism.
░███████████████████████▒Homestuck is inherent in every self.
██████████████████████████░▒██Homestuck is inherent in every structure.
█████████████████████████████▒Homestuck is inherent in every system.
███████████████████████▓████Homestuck is decadent and may cause self-collapse.
░███▒░░░░░░░░▒█████▒░░░░░█Homestuck vacumeir alles.
░███░█▀▀▀▀▀▀█░▒░░░░░█▀▀▀▀▀▀█Homestuck plays with all elements.
░░██░█░░░☻░░█░░░░░░░█░░░☻░░█The messenger of fear.
░░░███▄▄▄▄▄▄█░░░░░░░█▄▄▄▄▄▄█The child of darkness and confusion.
░░░░██▓░░░░░░░▀▄▀▄▀░░░▒██The king of infinite decomposition.
░░░░▒███░░░░░░░░░░░░▒██The chaos.
░░░░██░░████▄▄▄▄█████「Don't think. Feel and you'll be Homestuck」
░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████████homestuck operates the whole world.
░░░░░░░░▒███████████████homestuck is the soul of the universe.
░░▒░░█████████████████homestuck is the bottom of your heart.
░░███████████████████homestuck transcends surrealism and realism.
░██████████████████████homestuck is inherent in every self.
█████████████████████████░▒██homestuck is inherent in every structure.
████████████████████████████homestuck is inherent in every system.
██████████████████████▓████homestuck is decadent and may cause self-collapse.
░██▒░░░░░░░░▒█████▒░░░░░█homestuck vacumeir alles.
░██░█▀▀▀▀▀▀█░▒░░░░░█▀▀▀▀▀▀█homestuck plays with all elements.
░░█░█░░░☻░░█░░░░░░░█░░░☻░░█The messenger of fear.
░░███▄▄▄▄▄▄█░░░░░░░█▄▄▄▄▄▄█The child of darkness and confusion.
░░░██▓░░░░░░░▀▄▀▄▀░░░▒██The king of infinite decomposition.
░░░▒███░░░░░░░░░░░░▒██The chaos.
░░░░░░░████▄▄▄▄█████「Don't think. Feel and you'll be homestuck」
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（ ´･ω･`）/ ＜ How come there's never any mature discussion about the comic here?
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／ ＼ ＜ This is a textboard, >>643. Not many people visit /carcom/.
｜｜ ｜｜ ＼ The only things that ever happens here is spamming or shitposting, and that's when the imageboards is down.
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