Damn, man, I am just sick to death of anime! The writing, which was scarcely ever impressive to begin with, is getting more and more pretarded all the fuckin' time because the stupid Japanese FAGS who make the shat are reading real books less and less AND because all the fucking American John-chan/Alice-san/Hubert-sama SHADOW DORKS (that's my retarded term; I've been using it for years and flat-out refuse to use "weeaboo" because IT is TOO ULTRA.retarded++, even for referring to ULTRA.tards++), who are quickly becoming Jap cartoon-makers' biggest milk cow, don't read anything EITHER and wouldn't know a good story if it self-rocket-felched its way up their inexplicably "elitist" asses. These dribbling, dead-eyed, fad-hungry fucktards buy and watch every plastic rainbow turd-nugget that ploops out of Japan's high-pitched, rape-happy, dolphin-killing nether-star (naw, I ain't sayin' we don't suck; we suck big schlick too! Theirs is the devious stealth-suck of the mystical, mealy-mouthed, blossom-and-brown-could-blown Orient, while ours is the "YOU THANK YER BETTER'N ME, FYAGGET?" suck of the loud-mouthed, flush-faced, fat-assed Occident), giving the bloated Japtoon industry the incentive to make more and shittier anime than ever before. And the stuff's looking worse and worse too! Ever MORE angular, ever LESS detailed, ever FLATTER coloring . . . Hey, bad writing and shitty visuals are what you get when you combine economies of scale with an international consumer-pool of manic-depressive, ultra-receptive, Hungry Ghost fuckfaces.
I can't believe that back in 2003 I would have called myself an "anime fan" in public, just as pretty as you fackin' please! Man, if only I had been mentally and emotionally developed enough to know and accept the bitter truth -- that is, that 99.9999999% of anime sucks barbed, acid-jizzing alien wang and that you can watch every anime that's remotely good, movie OR series, in a about month of casual watching. Shit, saying you're an "anime fan" is about as dumb as saying you're a "movie fan"; every middle school graduate with a smurfy smidgen of sense knows that the preponderance of Hollywood's output blows oozing, syphilitic trannies!
A WORD OF ADVICE: If any of your friends have become, or are even in remote danger of becoming fuckfaced shadow dork zombies, immediately go lock them in a quiet, TV-less room and force them to read THE DEMON PRINCES or WUTHERING HEIGHTS or TREASURE ISLAND or LOLITA or THE WORLD OF NULL-A or HYPERION or any of a GAWDAMN infinity of wonderful Western works NOT about anime or manga or Japan. Hopefully, after being exposed to some REAL story-telling, they'll wake up and realize what a dipshit they're being!
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AND NOW, A PRAYER:
God, please bless Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies and Home Star Runner. And when you're finished with that, would it be too much trouble to have one of your fierce-eyed war-angels anally rape all the writers who have worked The Simpsons for the last four or so years with his flaming sword?
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Anonymous2008-03-28 20:48
fuck u GTFO, motherfuck! go use some more fucking adjectives and then go and suck ur mothers dick!
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Anonymous2008-03-28 21:41
yeah but seriously anime is for fucking fugs
and fags.
fuck you go and suck inuyasha's hairy dog cock!!!
fucking tasteless fucks . . .
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Anonymous2008-03-28 21:43
and i almost forgot. most japanimation fags are also FURRIES!!!!
If all FURRIES are FAGS, do all fags jack off to dragonball z?
try THIS fucking logic problem, ya fucks!
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Anonymous2008-04-02 18:09
Wuthering Heights? For real? The others are alright, but goddamn...Wuthering Heights?
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Heathcliff, Motherfucker!2008-04-03 16:49
Fuck yeah, Wuthering Heights! That's some awesome stuff. Ain't no straight-laced Victorian shit, either. I mean everybody in it's as crazy as burning, bat-fled hell. And that Heathcliff . . . Man, he is one MEAN-ASSED CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER! Not only that, but there's all this wacked out supernatural shit hitting the fan every-fucking-where (well, maybe it's supernatural shit . . . you read it and tell me . . ). So quit being a whiny little pussy and go read WUTHERING HEIGHTS! Okay? Boy, don't you make come down there with ma belt, now . . . .
But yeah, that other stuff is pretty damned good, too. Jack Vance especially rules. Not NEARLY as hot as those sexaaay Brontë babes, but the finest Science-Fantasy writer still living (at 91).
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Anonymous2008-04-03 21:18
Anon #5 my man, you should really listen to "Heathcliff, Motherfucker!"; don't believe the smack people who've never read WUTHERING HEIGHTS have been spewing about it for years. It really is that cool. Don't watch the movies, though, because even the newest ones suck tremendously, and will totally turn you off from the book.
Fuck you dumb little queers. The post doesn't just "blast" the medium; it refers to the ridiculousness of mass media-wide fanboyism (with attention centered upon anime, in this case), the effect of hyper-receptive audiences on mass media quality, the overall low quality of anime and other mass media when you take them as a whole (ever heard of Sturgeon's Law? "Ninety percent of [blank] is crud, but then, ninety percent of everything is crud!"), and obliquely, to the rule of size: that is, as size increases beyond a certain point, quality decreases. Granted, the message *was* a little rambling and freeform, but if you had the reading comprehension skills ONE SHOULD EXPECT of an average, English-speaking 1st world adult, that much would have been clear. Yep, that's our public school system for ya! It's produced entire generations of stupid, sneering, drunken little illitefags!
"Down you go"? "Shicka shicka"? What? Is that supposed to be a counterargument? The original post didn't blast the entire medium. It says that .0000001% of anime is actually good! Is the remainder mostly bad? If so, what does this have to do with fanboyism, mass media consolidation and all that shit? Got anything? Any thoughts? Quasi-coherent opinions! Wet brain farts?
Personally, I think you're all a bunch of silly pussies---but, still, I hates to see dumb, pansy ass, lazy motherfuckers try to weasel out of a REAL FUCKING DISCUSSION by using lame ad hominem attacks or by just posting some random shit. Pony up, you janky, weakass, crackbaby motherfuckers! Let's see some real fucking replies in there!!!!! YEAH!!! YOU PUMPED!!?? ARE YOU FUCKING PUMPED!!?? Eat yo' guvmint cheese, fools! You'll NEEEEEED the fucking energy!!!
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Anonymous2008-06-01 16:21
i like the animes with cat girlz on them. they makes my wee wee feel funny. i hope the kawaii cat girlz got wee wees too! LOLs!!! :) :) ;) i drew sum pretty good pitchers like that once. one also had the big bozoms and nippels like littul hard pee pees! i would suck those!!! LOL :O ;) wanna see my pitchers? they will make ur wee wees feel funny too! if u say they dont ur just lying to urself or maybe just to other ppl. deep down inside everbodys a furson! dont deny it u haterz. otaku esspecialy have animal spirits inside them! ALL FURSONS UNITE!!!!!!! TONITE!!!!
i once jacked off to a pokemon with tits that some guy drew and put on the internet. it was so hot i lost it and busted a double order nutter butter all over my mom's new Armenian sheep hair rug that she got for the family puter room. can i be in your club now? am i a furson yet? did the pokemon have to have a big veiny cock too? cause if so i can do that. yeah. really. i can sooo do that. aaalll niiiiiight loooooooooong.
yeah in case you couldnt tell: i want to be a furson sooo bad i can taste it. taste it like a sweaty dick sticking out of a sticky soiled SWAT Kats costume after a long night of watching awesome japanimation with cool cool willowy pansexual boys battling for love and honor and the world and getting in touch with their angst. Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . . sweet sweet candy of furry liberation . . . YIF! YIF! YIF! or die bitchez!
ps---I told her i spilled some vanilla icecream and we got it dry cleaned. YIFFERS! LOL! ; )
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Anonymous2008-07-04 19:43
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wow . . . you got awfuly quiet Anony. have you jacked off to pokemons with penises too? if you have plz dont be asshamed. you can tell me. i'm here for you. we should form a support group. many animu fans also secretly have love for the furple lifestyle but they are ashamed to publickly go past just being otaku or fans or whatever they choose to call themselfs. but fursons, whoever and wherever they are, should NEVER EVER have to fear the light of day. cause we are PURE LOVE. we have sooooo much to give the world. and you need to realize that and be proud and strong in who you are!!!!!!!!! YIF 4 love! YIF 4 life!
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Closeted Furry2008-07-04 19:48
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oh i forgot Anony! this is your old pal Closeted Furry speaking.
BTW after that rouzing speach i just gave you im thinking about cumming out of the closet myself. id be a hippocrite if i didnt right?
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Anonymous2008-07-08 19:56
I love Japan. I think that is is better than America in every way, shape, and form.
I like several anime/manga, as well as several comics and cartoons, a lot of TV shows from America (and other various countries), a lot of good books, and most good videogames. Therefore, YOU are the faggot that dislikes stuff based on stupid generalizations and stereotypes. Have fun being a raving idiot.