Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 20:45
Damn, man, I am just sick to death of anime! The writing, which was scarcely ever impressive to begin with, is getting more and more pretarded all the fuckin' time because the stupid Japanese FAGS who make the shat are reading real books less and less AND because all the fucking American John-chan/Alice-san/Hubert-sama SHADOW DORKS (that's my retarded term; I've been using it for years and flat-out refuse to use "weeaboo" because IT is TOO ULTRA.retarded++, even for referring to ULTRA.tards++), who are quickly becoming Jap cartoon-makers' biggest milk cow, don't read anything EITHER and wouldn't know a good story if it self-rocket-felched its way up their inexplicably "elitist" asses. These dribbling, dead-eyed, fad-hungry fucktards buy and watch every plastic rainbow turd-nugget that ploops out of Japan's high-pitched, rape-happy, dolphin-killing nether-star (naw, I ain't sayin' we don't suck; we suck big schlick too! Theirs is the devious stealth-suck of the mystical, mealy-mouthed, blossom-and-brown-could-blown Orient, while ours is the "YOU THANK YER BETTER'N ME, FYAGGET?" suck of the loud-mouthed, flush-faced, fat-assed Occident), giving the bloated Japtoon industry the incentive to make more and shittier anime than ever before. And the stuff's looking worse and worse too! Ever MORE angular, ever LESS detailed, ever FLATTER coloring . . . Hey, bad writing and shitty visuals are what you get when you combine economies of scale with an international consumer-pool of manic-depressive, ultra-receptive, Hungry Ghost fuckfaces.
I can't believe that back in 2003 I would have called myself an "anime fan" in public, just as pretty as you fackin' please! Man, if only I had been mentally and emotionally developed enough to know and accept the bitter truth -- that is, that 99.9999999% of anime sucks barbed, acid-jizzing alien wang and that you can watch every anime that's remotely good, movie OR series, in a about month of casual watching. Shit, saying you're an "anime fan" is about as dumb as saying you're a "movie fan"; every middle school graduate with a smurfy smidgen of sense knows that the preponderance of Hollywood's output blows oozing, syphilitic trannies!
A WORD OF ADVICE: If any of your friends have become, or are even in remote danger of becoming fuckfaced shadow dork zombies, immediately go lock them in a quiet, TV-less room and force them to read THE DEMON PRINCES or WUTHERING HEIGHTS or TREASURE ISLAND or LOLITA or THE WORLD OF NULL-A or HYPERION or any of a GAWDAMN infinity of wonderful Western works NOT about anime or manga or Japan. Hopefully, after being exposed to some REAL story-telling, they'll wake up and realize what a dipshit they're being!
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AND NOW, A PRAYER:
God, please bless Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies and Home Star Runner. And when you're finished with that, would it be too much trouble to have one of your fierce-eyed war-angels anally rape all the writers who have worked The Simpsons for the last four or so years with his flaming sword?
I can't believe that back in 2003 I would have called myself an "anime fan" in public, just as pretty as you fackin' please! Man, if only I had been mentally and emotionally developed enough to know and accept the bitter truth -- that is, that 99.9999999% of anime sucks barbed, acid-jizzing alien wang and that you can watch every anime that's remotely good, movie OR series, in a about month of casual watching. Shit, saying you're an "anime fan" is about as dumb as saying you're a "movie fan"; every middle school graduate with a smurfy smidgen of sense knows that the preponderance of Hollywood's output blows oozing, syphilitic trannies!
A WORD OF ADVICE: If any of your friends have become, or are even in remote danger of becoming fuckfaced shadow dork zombies, immediately go lock them in a quiet, TV-less room and force them to read THE DEMON PRINCES or WUTHERING HEIGHTS or TREASURE ISLAND or LOLITA or THE WORLD OF NULL-A or HYPERION or any of a GAWDAMN infinity of wonderful Western works NOT about anime or manga or Japan. Hopefully, after being exposed to some REAL story-telling, they'll wake up and realize what a dipshit they're being!
. . . . . . . . . . .
AND NOW, A PRAYER:
God, please bless Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies and Home Star Runner. And when you're finished with that, would it be too much trouble to have one of your fierce-eyed war-angels anally rape all the writers who have worked The Simpsons for the last four or so years with his flaming sword?