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The hulk vs any superhero

Name: shinnydemon 2007-09-27 13:15 ID:2JhBZci9

pick a fight what do you think the out come will be

Name: shinnydemon 2007-09-27 13:21 ID:2JhBZci9

Ok here is an idea hulk vs. the thor and captian america

Name: McPeePants 2007-09-27 19:59 ID:7dG9oSMj

BAM!

Name: RedCream 2007-09-28 4:17 ID:uDnXaytW

>>2
Since fucking Marvel Comics killed off the real Capt. America, he won't be much of a challenge for the Hulk.

Name: McPeePants 2007-09-30 0:49 ID:lKy2X6tI

*shedding a tear  I agree, the Captain will be absolutely no threat, but Thor could possibly beat out the Hulk, possibly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 22:00

gandhi.

Name: McPeePants 2007-10-06 23:19

Ghandi fails, shot dead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 23:22

>>7
Nuh-uh! Ghandi would salt march up and down his green ass!

Name: McPeePants 2007-10-06 23:44

He was shot, he is now dead.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-07 1:32

The Sentry.  Bob could snatch up the Hulk and simply fly him (or hurl him, if he gets too unruly during the trip) into the Sun.  Gamma-enhanced or not, the Hulk cannot possibly survive being converted into plasma within the Sun's photosphere.

Name: McPeePants 2007-10-07 1:45

Wouldn't an active volcano work to?

Name: RedCream 2007-10-07 16:59

>>11
The Hulk has been subjected to extreme temperatures before, and he has escaped.  Being tossed into the Sun, there's nothing to hold onto, and he'll just sink into hotter and hotter layers until he's completely turned into plasma.  The interior of the Sun contains much hotter material than the interior of a volcano, anyway.

If you could somehow get the Hulk deeply enough buried in lava, that might work, however.

Name: Gamma Crush!KO!!!Hulk wins 2007-10-19 3:34

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In the movie "the incredibles" there was a  scene where the protagonist 'mr incredible' was trapped in the base of his arch rival, by means of encasing him ( mr incredible ) in a foam substance which was elastic in nature and very viscious.

Apparently this is also the method favoured by SPIDERMAN when catching HULK like super heros/villans as it completely nullifies the superstrength power.
As we know there are many super heroes that can and have defeated the hul by other means but this in my opinion is the simplest method - as you then have to wait untill hes angers subsided and kill defencless Dr. banner when the hulk reverts back!!!

- come to think of it in the game 'SCISSORS, PAPER, ROCK' the order goes; scissors > paper, paper > rock & rock > scissors. considering the hulk is essentially a 'rock character' paper would be the best plan of attack.
otherwise ill make a more extensive list as to the hulk vs anyother super hero.
HULK ROCKS!!! one of the best marvel characters
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Name: GOOD WORK SOLDIER!!! 2007-10-19 3:44

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CAPTAIN AMERICA- you will be missed,
Hulk would never fight the captain, since he is too good a character for the hulk to ever wanna fight.
Thor, is a god and his powers although great can be taken away by the enchantress. In such a situation the hulk would surely win.
 The real danger in the Avengers fighting Hulk though is that they dont want to critically injure him or kill him so they won't be fighting offencively much rather in defence, perhaps biding time till the Hulks anger subsides.
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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 7:19

In my opinion the hulk would straight stretch Betty's rim until her rectum prolapsed. The first time she anally powerfucked the jade giant she was rendered incontinant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 18:44

A fart, one of those that stick to you. An aids infected fart that sticks to you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 0:39

>>12
fuckin brian

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 6:48

sentinel

Name: RedCream 2007-12-05 2:28

Kitty Pryde.  The Hulk couldn't hit her (since she'd just phase to allow his strikes to pass through), and she'd eventually just grab the Hulk and phase him into the ground.  Once into the bedrock, she could unphase him and let his molecules erupt into occupied space.  GAME OVER.

The comics have a LOT of characters that can insta-kill other characters.  Take Susan Richards, the Invisible Woman.  She can kill most of the other characters in the Marvel Universe with her highly variant and controllable force fields.  During the "Enemy of the State" storyline, when Wolverine was attacking the FF's HQ, she stopped him by (1) putting her force fields within his lungs, so he couldn't take a breath, and (2) making his optic nerve invisible.  Wolvie only got out of that by teleporting using some gadget.  Also, in one What If or alternate, she put a force-field spike through the chest of Galactus.  Really, her force fields alone can be as lethal as her imagination permits.  YET ... she commonly kills no one, and in fact gets her shapely ass handed to her on various occasions.

In other words, Marvel's Jew owners and writers are just stringing you all along.  The Punisher is a joke, since Susan Richards alone can kill off most of the characters, and then Stephen Strange and Thor can finish the rest.  As I said, the Sentry can fly the Hulk into the sun, or Kitty Pryde can just disrupt him molecularly with her phasing power.  Really, a team of 6-8 specific characters in the Marvel Universe can just kill off each and every one of the 100s of others.  Of course, that would be the end storyline, now, wouldn't it?  The the Jews at Marvel Comics would have to find other work.  So, they contrive all these BS conflicts ... even making the alternate future works like the X series (Earth X, Universe X, etc.) to explain WHY all this pointless conflict exists.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:51

>>19
DC gets crazier with their superpowers :3
Pants made out of GOES FAST etc.

Name: RedCream 2007-12-06 3:07

>>20
You didn't buy all that "Speed Force" crap either, didja?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 4:43

>>21
It's silly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 16:59

>>19
thats more lame than mike tysons punch out instant ko

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 0:26

CLAYMORE
DEATH NOTE

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:46

nope Kitty Pyrde can still hear. Hulk caps his hands together, and makes a sonic boom. Night night Kitty.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:07

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 9:50

>>1

The Hulk will not stand a chance on The Mask : http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1455491/green-guy

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 13:45

>>19
Don't forget Squirrel-girl.

She is so over-powered that all male characters, including Dead-Pool lose their ability to distort reality to pin her down.
She has a harem of squirrels that can fuck themselves into a tidal-wave of furry destruction.

She's the ultimate gang rapist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 17:07

>>30
Raped to death by squirrels? That's unimaginably horrifying. I guess it's better than stinking of dead fish. I'm looking at you, aqua-man. What kind of lame power is "heart" anyway?

Name: !ccqXAQxUxI 2013-06-03 0:14

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