/gent/ ~Inaugral Thread

This is now the gentleman's board.

As the Inaugural Thread, I would like to ask the gentlemen out there what their favourite blend of tea is, and how best to brew this tea.

What a marvelous idea! I am rather partial to a spot of Earl Grey myself- a dash of milk, no sugar mind. I have heard that lemon works well but I have yet to indulge. Does anyone care enlighten me?

A marvelous idea indeed! Lemon is exquisite in Earl Grey, the acidic tastes perfectly offsets the bergamot, I really could not recommend it more.

>>2
>implying not samefag

You white devil destroy home country! Ouwa oolong is superiorr!

>>5
Oolong has its merits, certainly. Surely though Lapsang Suchong is king of all teas?

>>1 Hmmm, nice idea OP, but this place doesn't get enough casual traffic to get a decent amount of conversations going. Unless all the gents were to magically find out about this place, it's not really going to work.

>>7
Well, over the next month or so, this post might pick up new entrants and a whole new thing might start. Who knows.

>>8 We could perhaps commandeer the origami board, but I suspect that plan would not be fruitful.

AY YO NIGGA IM A GENTLEMEN DOG I BE STYLIN ON NIGGAZ LOOKIN FLY N SHIT I BALL IT UP BRUH I BE SLAPPIN MY BITCHES WE DONT LOVE DEM HOEZ U NO WAT IM SAYIN NIGGA?

>>10 Good God man, you are right! OP is a charlatan and a scoundrel- for he cannot even consistently spell!

>>10
While I find your turns of phrase rather brusque, I must admit that I concur with your view. Most certainly a Man's honour demands that "bitches" and "hoez" be occasionally subjected to "slappin" lest they turn into horreurs des gentlemen vertueux. It is merely healthy common sense.

>>12
I love you.

Can I bring my penis?

>>14
Well, it is attached to your body, is it not?

Earl Grey. Hot.

>>15
A large portion of the time

PG, milk & two, builder's boot.
I respectfully submit that anything else is homosexual.

>>16

My gentlnigger. Darjeeling is pretty good too.

tazo joy

White tea - chosen from only the finest young plants in the Wuyi region, and dried over the heat of fire fueled by pine needles for a hint of a smoky finish.  Not unlike Lapsong souchong.

Boiling water should be poured over the dried leaves, wrapped in clean cheesecloth, and steeped for 5-6 minutes.

The finished tea should be poured while hot into a small ceramic or earthen clay cup containing either a small bit of clover honey or sweet orange blossom nectar.

Sirs, as my native African upbringing more or less forbade the entertainment of sophisticated gatherings in which tea and other delicate devices make key appearances, it is my deepest regret that, in this respect, I am simply unable to sufficiently appease the heretofore jovial, informative nature of this thread.

Kind regards,
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III

>>22
Nigga u nevr had dat earl gray? damn u missin out brah

>>23
Indeed, my most dearly beloved kinsman, I had never the undoubtedly supreme chance of partaking in its consumption; a treat which, I'm sure, should delight me greatly were it ever my pleasure to consume.

Kind regards,
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III

>>24
u need 2 get some mang dat shit be off da hook namsaiyin? i send u sum thru da male if u giv me ur adress

>>25
Many a pointed pontification have been made in the honor of said substance, and, so greatly is it revered, kindred soul of the land I once knew, that I could mentalise nor philosophise no loftier example of a thing-in-itself, a meeting of absolutes, so to speak, more worthy of ingestion by what natural means we as a species have been given.

Thus, kind, coloured friend, it behooves me beyond measure that I - brought evenly to this profound state of desire - ought, or, indeed, must, for in any case it may well be inevitable, provide to you the residential address wherein my manor is located. And in this capacity I shall do so.

Hélas! Is this compendium of corrugated crust and cells we deem Life not complete without they who, such yourself, high-standing fellow of African descent, seek only to enumerate the uncountable set of deeds good, in direct and opposite reaction to what unfortunate onslaught man, in his slaving hours of wakefulness, observes only all too often?

But, admittedly, I digress.

Please, should you be so kind (though I bear no thoughts as to the contrary!), direct all packages and inquiries to the following:

Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III
18 Freeman Place
Headcrabé, New Mexico 31337

Kind regards,
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III

>>26
damn nigga u spelt philosophize wrong dog

>>27
He used the British spelling; it does not include your vulgar, harsh, Americanised sound.

>>28
You spelled Americanize wrong.

>>28
nigga we speekin american not british

>>30
I offer only the deepest apologies, brother of the sun, for the differences in dialect which naturally result from the physical relocation of a peoples and its native language. Forsooth, were it my disposition to interchange the British 's' for your 'z', to mention nothing of the single vowel replacement for our diphthongs of the 'ou' flavour, I might do so with honour.


Kind regards,
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III

Gentlemen, while I admire the initiative taken, I personally feel that such a board could not exist in a place such as this. While /book/ is certainly less accessible than many other boards, I feel we should speak to our mutual friend moot, and inquire as to the creation of another board exclusively for gentlemen such as ourselves.

And as to the tea, I concur with the gentlemen who extolled the virtues of lemon in Earl Grey. Truly a delight.

>>31
its aight bruh