>>25
Many a pointed pontification have been made in the honor of said substance, and, so greatly is it revered, kindred soul of the land I once knew, that I could mentalise nor philosophise no loftier example of a
thing-in-itself, a meeting of absolutes, so to speak, more worthy of ingestion by what natural means we as a species have been given.
Thus, kind, coloured friend, it behooves me beyond measure that I - brought evenly to this profound state of desire - ought, or, indeed, must, for in any case it may well be inevitable, provide to you the residential address wherein my manor is located. And in this capacity I shall do so.
Hélas! Is this compendium of corrugated crust and cells we deem Life not complete without they who, such yourself, high-standing fellow of African descent, seek only to enumerate the uncountable set of deeds good, in direct and opposite reaction to what unfortunate onslaught man, in his slaving hours of wakefulness, observes only all too often?
But, admittedly, I digress.
Please, should you be so kind (though I bear no thoughts as to the contrary!), direct all packages and inquiries to the following:
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III
18 Freeman Place
Headcrabé, New Mexico 31337
Kind regards,
Jamal Tyrone Shaniqua Latifa Jackson III