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What's your major, /book/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 17:51

Do all 5 of you study English?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 17:54

I am thinking of majoring in English or History.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 18:22

I finished a major in History and am one semester from finishing my English requirements.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 18:25

>>3
Was the history courses hard?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 19:06

Bachelor's of Arts in Philosophy

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 19:19

Currently studying for an Associates in the Arts with pre-education courses. I plan to transfer to a Uni and study English Education.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 19:41

Philosophy and Social Sciences. Just starting, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 19:55

Mechanical Engineering and Mathematics

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 20:04

Mathematics

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 20:20

>>4
Not really. It's a lot of reading, but I always found something in the material to interest me, so I didn't mind. The only problems I had were, A) historians generally do not know how to write beautiful prose and, B) the constant essay writing almost wore me out. Also, if done properly, you will use an entirely different thought process for History courses than for English which can be rather jarring.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 20:24

Just got the boot from highschool for skipping too much class. So...yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 20:41

Linguistics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 20:52

Evolutionary biology.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 23:23

>>11
The best thing for you to do is just go to college you don't need to have a degree and  you can take supplementary classes to take the place for those missing high school classes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 23:38

>>11
What's so hard about just turning up?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 0:02

NIGGER and FAGGOT studies

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 6:32

>>14

Or alternatively, he could spend a couple weeks earning a GED and then get started with college.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 13:31

>>13
Sup Adelaide uni fag

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 14:28

Criminology

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 21:23

>>18
Actually, I'm American. But still a fag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 22:54

Design.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 23:19

>>17
GED is not as good as substituting college classes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 6:06

>>22

It is if you're poor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 3:16

Music

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 4:18

>>24
Wow. Something that's actually hard. Lol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 11:29

ITC: Bullshit Liberal Arts majors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 14:02

First-year Social History student here

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 15:46

>>26
You sound like someone who shouldn't bother being literate.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 0:29

Chemical Engineering, 6th year-post grade.
2nd year doubling with English.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 3:38

History grad student here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 23:57

My Bachelors was in Art.  I'm starting my Masters in English next year.  Already an English teacher, so no it won't be a pointless degree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 12:31

>>31
Do you force your students to read The Bean Trees?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 20:18

I am an American Studies major. Got accepted in to the creative writing concentration, but then I remembered that I'm not retarded so I kept with my easy major and just took the lit classes I wanted

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 21:11

I take English classes that a required.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 23:02

Just got my J.D., niggaz.  Now I never have to learn again

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 12:55

Thinking about majoring in English, anyone have anything to say about that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 14:01

>>36

Unless you want to teach English, I'd reconsider.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 15:46

Liberal arts majors are worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 16:40

>>37
Planning on law school, so my major is irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 17:25

>>39

Oh, well then yeah, do whatever.

>>38

Are not!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 17:34

poorly disguised roll call thread
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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 8:13

Interview Skills That Win The Job!!!
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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 7:47

Mechanical Engineering. Literature is a hobby for me, not a career.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 9:44

College is pretty much worthless and a waste of money either way. Making money, even without a job, is easy if you know how to do it and if you want to learn shit it's not hard to teach yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 10:00

>>44

Making money is low on the list of reasons I'm going to college.

I'm going because I have to to do what I want.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 12:34

Electrical engineering.  You guessed it, I read a lot of sci-fi and non-fiction on science.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 11:37

>>44

You've obviously never really had a job before. Everybody has degrees these days and people won't hire you without. The easy mode, middle class life of a 9 to 5, with a house and a car is gone. These days you've got to work for it, and without a degree good luck finding any employer willing to chose you over the 1000 other people with them.

Honestly, in 2010, if you don't have a degree you better start loving unskilled labour because thats all you'll get to do.

As for me, I'm a journalism graduate. Started off in print doing a bit of freelance writing for BBC and France24, but moved to Japan and now do video journalism for NHK. Pretty cool shit. I'm not on camera (I film actually), and get to travel quite a lot. Me and some writer just spent 2 weeks in Cambodia.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 12:14

Bachelor of SCIENCE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 16:43

>>47
You obviously don't know how to make money on your own almost automatically

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 15:36

>>49

Unless you're answer is to suck cocks for bills you don't either.

Do you honestly believe, in a world gripped with recessions and wars, it's easy to find work and make money? So many graduates are working McDonalds type jobs because nobody can really hire yet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 17:43

>>50

>>you're
>>journalism

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 18:38

>>50
You think you have to work for money. Look at this noob

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 21:03

Here's a shout out to the autodidacts out there!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 22:03

>>53
Every good learner is to some degree an autodidact

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 22:05

Future investment banker, signing in.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-10 8:43

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good.  The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches.  So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.

It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

When I'm finished I try to bite her finger. I can't. I'm disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs. And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them. Now I can satisfy that desire. It's so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise. I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn't taste very good. I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it. So I put it in the refrigerator.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-10 18:40

>>51

Yeah, I noticed that after posting too. I started one thought but it turned into something else, I never took note.

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