I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
"Oh Kagami all I want is to be with you why can't I tell just you how you make me feel?" the small otaku quietly thought to herself
As she lay there questioning herself. She finally decided that tomorrow she would tell Kagami the truth; she realized that just going through each day feeling like this saying nothing was killing her inside and she no longer wanted to feel so horrible. She decided that no matter what happened she would tell Kagami how she felt, however this one thing both made her happy and immensely sad as she knew that Kagami would either return the emotion or dash them completely.
Tsukasa and Miyuki just entered through the door and they saw Kagami with an evil grin as she was wrapping a giant wooden box in duct tape.
Tsukasa knew this couldn't be good. "Um, sis, what are you doing?"
"Packing it in. Konata's taking a little trip." Kagami said with zeal.
Miyuki was intrigued. "Really? Where's she going?"
Kagami just finished off the tape roll. "As FAR away as possible."
Tsukasa's look turned into surprise. "Wow, sis. It doesn't look like you're going to miss Kona-chan much. So why are you helping her pack? And why didn't she tell us in the first place that she was leaving?"
Kagami leaned with an elbow on the box. "Because the bitch kicks like a mule and makes cake like a donkey..."
A muffled voice came from the box. "You just can't take a joke, can't you, Kagamin..."
Hearing Konata's voice from the box blew Miyuki's and Tsukaka's mind on many different levels. They turned to Kagami again to see her holding sword that's still in its scabbard. Kagami takes a thin bladed katana out of the scabbard. The sight of the sword alone was enough to make Miyuki and Tsukasa shriek.
"And now for the airholes..." Kagami said with the evil grin still stuck on her face.
*sigh* I wish I could find a girl like Konata....we would be like BEST FRIENDS....play video games together, watch animes and cosplay together it would be soooo GREAT!!! All my girl friends are like "Don't waste your time on the computer!" "Animes are stupid" "Get a life!".................>w<
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Anonymous2014-03-19 16:14
I hate people who talk about ''Real World'' too Konata n_n I support you :)