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I'm more fit than Bruce Lee.

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-20 1:51

Bruce Lee, considered the most fit person to have ever lived, weighed 146 lbs.
I weigh 183 lbs.
As that makes me more fit than even Bruce Lee, how long does it take now before I start to develop lightning speed martial arts techniques?

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 7:34

I was once molested by a humungous bee

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 7:39

>>2
How humongous? Was it more fit than Bruce Lee?

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 7:43

>>3
It extended as far as the eye could see

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 12:43

its true i can still see it

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-22 4:05

>>4
the eye
you only have one eye WTF

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-22 8:01

>>6
The other was put out by a bee cock, duh

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-22 8:09

Somewhere out there, there's a humongous bee that molests peoples eyesockets with a lightning speed martial art cock. You heard it here on VIP first.

I'm more fit than Bruce Lee.

1 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-20 1:51

2 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 7:34

3 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 7:39

4 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 7:43

5 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-21 12:43

6 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-22 4:05

7 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-22 8:01

8 Name: VIPPER 2011-06-22 8:09