Hello, I'm Mr. Emo Man With A Cape.

What if I would tell you that everything you've experienced is just one long programmed dream?

What if I would tell you that your feet are floating a couple of inches above the ground, your body being suspended by an alien machine designed to keep you in a mental stasis?

They were designed to govern you, to create the perfect tranquil society. Well I kind of voided the warranty and broke free, and got to experience the tomb that Earth has become.

I'm one of the few men still roaming free, perhaps the little precious hope you've got left

and I'm dying.

There's a disease, fueled by a lifetime of malnourishment, slowly eating away at me, and my life is now a daily hunt for a medicine that's in short supply.

I'm not a hero by any means. I'm just

Weak

cool story you fuckgin faggot

Thumbs up if you googled that text to find out what game it was from.

>>3
I  didn't need google. It was obviosly from the "the maxtrix" game.

>>4
*matrix

It's a pretty interesting game concept though: Instead of the enemies and weapons getting progressively stronger, the character gets progressively weaker throughout the game.

Duke Nukem or this game?
Watch your childhood hero pee and play with actual feces, or die of what resembles Aids?
It's a tough call.