the thing I want for you to see
is that despite death's tyranny
and daily hopes with rainbow ropes
that strecth beyond the endless sea
you should try to take a lesson from
another one that wants to drum
existence's unpulseless beat
while staying' away from the heat
caused by the globe in the sky
it fries my brain oh my oh my
and slithers up my nose with haste
and turns my insides into paste
so climb the apple eat the tree
watch out for the brutish knees
of your love eaten by bees
not long ago - "how long ago?"
I have to say that I don't know
but back when I was just a lad
washing toes with brillow pads
trying to scourge and trying to see
the meaning of my good friend Lee
and his letters appearing in
the bathroom full of gnomes that sing
in kitchen pans and indoor fans
rubbing their old grimy hands
but then I turned my frontal side
to face the orchestra of my mind
and hear the music of the sea
that stretches out to infinity
all I need now's a can of beer
don't wait for life for it is here!
in you and you and you - me too!
in /vip/ and /prog/ and /lounge/ as well
it's everywhere but most can't tell
so smile a bit you dumb old jew
and remember - I love all of you
(For maximum effect read out loud in a rhythmic fashion while keeping the beat with some of your appendages, a household item or a loved one. Scottish accent is not necessary, but it helps.)
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VIPPER2013-05-16 16:58
I saw a woman today who wasn't very overweight but she had one of those obese necks that flaps and flibbers around like a fish gasping for air every time she set one foot in front of the other. The contrast between the neck and a relatively normal-looking rest of her body was fucking jarring.
While I was waiting for the bus I had this mental image of her stuffing pastries in her mouth but only swallowing it halfway, so that it's stuck inside her throat and fat accumulates around it as the sugary treats merge with her flesh.
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VIPPER2013-05-17 10:29
I love woman-on-woman violence.
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VIPPER2013-05-20 15:10
How would you even fuck someone with a mudshark, wouldn't it bite you?
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VIPPER2013-05-21 21:22
it's dope that this place still gets traffic. wish there were more at /music/ :(
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VIPPER2013-05-26 13:32
Comrad who always buy red pants? Ah, must be Bob.
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VIPPER2013-05-27 12:21
I fought the law and the law raped me.
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VIPPER2013-05-27 12:26
>>583
A bulletproof vest is an essential tool of the rape
It annoys me when people write vertical text from the bottom up so that you have to tilt your head to the left to read it. But then I realize that there's propably someone out there thinking how nice it is that they don't have to tilt their head to the right.
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VIPPER2013-06-05 11:56
Casual sex with a woman is like, instead of matching bowls you match genitals. Ya dig?