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VIPPER2009-05-12 3:33
It's wearing off...this is not good.
On the plus side, I woke up today from a dream about playing guitar in a band in front of a load of hot teenage schoolgirls. You could have demolished brick walls with my erection.
>>109
It was pretty fun. I only indulge in smokable cocaine derivatives once every three years, which is about how often they end up being in front of me. If i see any again in front of me more recently, i'll turn it down.
The valiums where the shiiiit though. They were harder to put down. But vipper is king of his own mind.
Stay vigilant kids!
Also, 420
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VIPPER2009-08-04 20:41
Marijuana MUST be legalised
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VIPPER2009-08-04 23:30
dude
smoke weed,
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VIPPER2009-08-05 5:49
High as shit
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VIPPER2009-08-05 11:20
>>113
Shit tends to be put into the ground, so I would say that isn't very high at all.
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VIPPER2009-08-05 11:51
>>114
See, it's this failure to comprehend "jive" talk that keeps you from getting invited to the most fun parties.
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VIPPER2009-08-05 15:51
I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky!
-MILKRIBS4k
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VIPPER2009-08-05 20:04
Gibberesh
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VIPPER2009-08-05 20:58
Hi, I'm high, did you know, every today known letter "a" in our words is a former "er". Look: Nigger ----> Nigga
This thread is strongly redundant. No VIPPER is un-stoned while VIPping; regardless of how straight-edge they might be, they'll always be a little high in their soil.
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VIPPER2009-10-17 0:11
fucked man
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VIPPER2009-10-17 2:15
I been blazing daily for long time it is the only way i can stand to watch anime and not leave my room. Smoked six joints so far today.
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VIPPER2009-10-20 2:36
I been a VIPPER while at school.
Even now I am being a VIPPER while being surrounded by people.
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VIPPER2009-10-21 20:59
>>138
Dear god, this is so true. IT is relatively rare for me to run into someone who has even heard of /b/. VIPPERS are just something I can not even imagine finding in real life.
No one will ever know what I say here. I killed a bunch of people once.
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VIPPER2009-10-21 23:20
>>140
It is relatively rare for me to run into someone at all.
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VIPPER2009-10-22 1:15
I have experienced VIPPER with utmost efficiency
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VIPPER2009-10-22 5:56
>>141
You need to experience the big blue room more often then VIPPER
I wonder why I even bother checking /vip/
I've made a few efforts to eradicate the the spam by saging past it or bumping other threads past it before. It is always in this state again after a day or two.
Oh well. MarijuanaMUSTbelegalised[/spoiler]
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VIPPER2009-12-05 10:26
i]p]p
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VIPPER2009-12-05 10:26
bump
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VIPPER2009-12-07 21:59
You know, I can keep bumping this thread for the rest of my life.
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VIPPER2009-12-08 9:04
I wonder if somewhere, there is a man who has a macro function tied into something like an ssh client on his phone that syncs with his computer at home. This function auto-posts on /vip/.
Whenever technology updates he keeps the ability to do this by his side throughout his life. Then, one day, in the future, laying in his death bed, he feels the end start to draw near. As his life force slips away and his vision starts to get dim, he fires the macro on last time, and the last ever post he does is sent through the ether. For all eternity (or as long as those web pages exist) his last message to the world will be one thing.
JEWS.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit nigga.
Oh, and >>190, it was some dude who was spamming an advert. His post is deleted now.
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VIPPER2010-01-18 1:25
JEWBBIRISH
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VIPPER2010-01-18 1:38
they call them pony tails. Then they make bestiality illegal. Why the hell do they play with words that way. It's subtle enough so that all the idiots will think nothing happened, but it fucking gets you. it's shit, man.
Smoking a joint and waiting for some computer parts to arrive \m/
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VIPPER2010-01-26 8:06
>>201
If you were in front of me right now I'd break your fucking nose. I don't care if you are a man, woman or fucking single celled amoeba. If all you can do is smoke a joint , I suggest you fuck off and die.
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VIPPER2010-01-26 16:16
am i doin it rite?
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VIPPER2010-01-27 0:35
>>202
Well you aren't in front of me. I'm going to smoke another joint. Your rage only makes my combustion enjoyable.
Of course, IHBT
Got some of the parts, proc, ram, motherboard. Stuck them together. I was supposed to get the DVD drive, PSU and case today, but because I ordered an 8 gig USB stick which is now out of stock, they have held up my entire delivery. :(
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VIPPER2010-01-27 0:38
Oh, the second set of parts where meant to be arriving the day after.
I was going to cannibalise my old box with the first set of parts, but discovered the day after I had ordered that I had more money going into my account I thought would be later. So I'm building a new box from scratch and having the old one as a seedbox/media streamer.
Also waiting for graphics card with the second lot...compiz is gonna run fucking badass.
>>217
I'm fairly sure your just trolling in which case your doing a craptacular job. In the slim chance your not trolling you are even more of a failure.
MOOT OFFERS TO BUY TINYCHAN.ORG
IS THIS THE END OF THE TEXTBOARDS AS WE KNOW THEM? http://www.tinychan.org/topic/13258
BREAKING LEAK:
moot knows that many more users are browsing the internet with their phones. He wants to create a mobile-friendly discussion board alternative within 4chan. The latest leaks point towards him shutting down dis.4chan altogether, as it doesn't render well on a phone and is generally unpopular on a pc. More to come as the story develops....
CHECK THIS SCREENSHOT OF MOOT ANSWERING QUESTIONS ON R9K, (STILL STICKIED IF YOU WANT TO CHECK. http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3461/mootruth.jpg
JAN IS TINYCHAN'S ADMIN. mOOT IS REALLY TRYING TO BUY TINYCHAN AS A REPLACEMENT FOR THE TEXTBOARDS. ENJOY YOUR LOSS FAGS, I'M OFF TO /B/.
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VIPPER2010-02-21 5:21
moot can suck a lemon for all i care. Apologies for my harshness but its the truth
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VIPPER2010-02-21 7:38
I can't wait to get fucking 420 get. If someone fucks that one up I will cry.
Pay ha bills get ha hair fixed
Might even pay ha rent
And da way she give it to me
Best money I eva spent
I can't even lie (why)
I'm so supa high (high)
Do not need her, will not keep her
Unless she supaFly
saging because I've given up smoking for since >>278 due to concentrating on uni. No more cocaine and weed for me for a while.
The annoying thing is now I've done all my uni work and have three weeks off, but not enough money for any drugs. Hnnnngh.
My next uni loan comes in about three days before I'm due back too. Why would they do that?!
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VIPPER2010-04-02 1:48
Ah, a friend smoked me out :)
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VIPPER2010-04-10 20:42
aksdhkasdjhaksjdhaksjdhka
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VIPPER2010-04-11 23:15
whoop
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VIPPER2010-04-12 5:08
If your penis starts discussing the history of france call a doctor
the rainbow amde me see her, she made me come closer, i smelt the smell of samon, it intised me, but as i got closer i noticed a blue stain around her lips... Maybe it was jsut makeup... i got so close to her, i could feel her legs grop my cock. Something felt odd, her legs didnt feel silky, her lips tasted like blueberies, and her body smelt stongly of fish, But being the horny guy i am i could careless. But as i lifeted her skirt, a BUSH OF FUR POPED OUT. ◎ܫ◎ I LIKE HONEY!
OH SHI-
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VIPPER2010-05-06 16:31
salvia
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VIPPER2010-05-06 23:27
shit you got me
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VIPPER2010-05-07 6:31
Early morning morning, rise and shine, Simply is my favourite time,
Pot of coffee on the brew, You love me and I love you.
Reefer lying on a plate, gee it sure is great.
Pour a cup and light one up, me and my baby wake and bake.
I gaze into your eyes so red, pass that here you sleepyhead,
Haven't got no work to do, just being here with you,
Buttered toast with eggs and ham, homey pass the jam.
Then we'll head right back to bed, me and my baby, wake and bake.
Early morning morning, rise and shine, Simply is my favourite time,
Pot of coffee on the brew, You love me and I love you.
Reefer lying on a plate, gee it sure is great.
Pour a cup and light one up, me and my baby wake and bake.
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VIPPER2010-05-07 6:33
the sixth line of that song should have read
"Haven't got no work to do, just love being here with you,"
But I fucked up, cos 420
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VIPPER2010-05-07 8:36
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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VIPPER2010-05-07 14:39
In the words of Thin Lizzy, "If that girl don't wanna know then forget her".
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VIPPER2010-05-09 7:34
kimmo
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VIPPER2010-05-09 13:15
Early, early sunday morning it was a big ganja smuggling
Ina de mud me a pick kali bud an me a load dem down in off the top
One by one, load up de van, all of-a ganja it rum
Put it on a plane, the weed gaan I stayin'
Money gonna flow like rain
Me jus' a mogel up the lane in a rolled gold chain
Me an me girl name Jane
Down dere in the ghetto I go, where sufferation I once know, ey
Mummy an daddy, all a' we so poor, we all had to sleep on the floor
Storm it come and it blow down me door, me ha fi nail up me window
Me shoes tear up, me toe just a show, me nuh know a where fi really wan' go
Mummy jus' a bawl "poor, poor, poor", me cry, she seh "son cry no more"
Down dere in the ghetto I go, where tribulation I once know, ey
Mummy an daddy, all a' we so poor, we all had to sleep on the floor
Storm it come and it blow down me door, me ha fi nail up me window
Me shoes tear up, me toe just a show, me nuh know a where fi really wan' go
Mama tell me "nah rob drug store, police beat yuh, mek yu back sore, ey"
Jerry Sadowitz's "Total Abuse" stand-up comedy show from 1988 is my favourite comedy video.
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VIPPER2010-05-18 11:03
canv.as is supposed to be an image board where you moderate your own feed.
LOL MOOT YOU JUST SOLD THE IDE OF 4CHAN WITH THE GREASEMONKEY SCRIPT FOR 625K
well done.
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VIPPER2010-05-20 13:18
Sat in the park, drinking beer, smoking weed, and sniffing packets. Fuck yeah.
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VIPPER2010-05-21 15:28
Two exams down, one to go, then I'm free until September. Three months of no responsibilities.
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VIPPER2010-05-22 8:57
TAK TAK TAK TAK
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VIPPER2010-05-22 21:26
TV is dead.
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VIPPER2010-05-23 6:00
zwsexdrtcftyvgbuhinjmk
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VIPPER2010-05-24 6:50
100 points of light. dmt?
anyone else been there done that?
In 1987, a young woman named Holly Ackerman was killed in a bizarre cult ritual. Now that you have read her name, she will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:
I'm high and just came here and at first attempt inste4ad of typing /vip/ into the address bar, I typed /jews/
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VIPPER2010-06-30 18:49
the popcorn wizard
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VIPPER2010-07-06 22:26
Hey guys, check out my triples.
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VIPPER2010-07-07 1:01
If you add up the digits of this post, unlucky for you.
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VIPPER2010-07-07 15:14
Anyone heard of the dot army?
Didn't think so.
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VIPPER2010-07-08 7:56
IM IN UR THREDZ HAXIN UR ANII
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VIPPER2010-07-08 11:24
I THINK THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER IF WE ALL WALKED AROUND NAKED SO THAT YOHJJK;;;;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Another facebook friend lost.
He put something up about a memorial to two men in Iran or Iraq or somewhere who were "hung for being gay".
I said that pictures were hung, humans are hanged, in this context anyway. I wouldn't know if they were hung or not without inspecting the bodies.
Just gone and got a few red stripes, cos the weed in my system is getting lonely.
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VIPPER2010-08-14 16:39
I like my budgies.
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VIPPER2010-08-19 18:36
Oh my god, that was a long five days
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VIPPER2010-08-19 21:24
Funny how you get more old as you get older.
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VIPPER2010-08-20 2:08
The mighty VIPPER lives in his natural environment.
He basks in his and his fellow VIPPER's greatness.
But,he is opposed by the individuals at /lounge/.
But VIPPER is strong, he kills the /lounge/er easily.
You VIPPER's must crush the loungers!
For the good of the mothertextboard!
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VIPPER2010-08-20 12:38
>>522
Listen here jerkface, lounge and vip are yin and yang. They coexist just fine.
Plus I hope you were high for that post.
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VIPPER2010-08-20 18:00
Spong
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VIPPER2010-08-20 22:19
Can I post here?
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VIPPER2010-08-20 23:23
>>525
If you are high you can post in this thread, if you are not then please sage. Thank you.
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VIPPER2010-08-21 3:38
Green leaves and blue sky at my window.
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VIPPER2010-08-21 13:51
THEY CAN'T BAN ALL OF US
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VIPPER2010-08-21 18:43
Mmm I love food.
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VIPPER2010-08-22 1:06
And when they fight, they fight.
And when they come gone at night they say, ooh, I love you baby
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VIPPER2010-08-22 9:02
Ah man, rum and ginger beer goes really well with skunk. Marijuana MUST be legalised.
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VIPPER2010-08-22 18:32
This one goes out to all the people in the fourth world, where things are really tough.
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VIPPER2010-08-25 3:22
I lost one of my shoes last night. What the wet dripping hole.
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VIPPER2010-08-25 8:12
The shoe has been found! A friend found it on the campsite once it got light.
WHY IS THAT IN MY PHONES DICTIONARY BUT HALF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ISN'T
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VIPPER2010-08-29 11:11
TIME-TRAVELING ROCKETS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE
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VIPPER2010-08-29 11:21
Two jews are talking.
-David, what would you do if
you had 2000000 pounds?
-I would share half of them with
you, Isaac, for you are my best
friend.
-That's very nice of you. And
what would you do if you had
two houses?
-I would give you one, for you
are my best friend.
-How generous of you, David.
And what would you do if you
had two chickens?
-Isaac, that's not fair. You know I
have two chickens.
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VIPPER2010-08-30 2:11
ggibberrissshh
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VIPPER2010-08-30 4:53
He brings round "Activists" to the flat, there's some weird commune down the road where a load of people are camping and they turned one of the buildings into a cheap bar.
I tried pinning down one of them once on what they were actually organising but he just spouted a load of buzzwords and looked worried that someone was calling him on his bullshit.
Either way, cans of cider are a quid down there so swings and roundabouts.
One of the people he brought back the other night was some fifty year old hippy woman. She was annoying, used the shower because she had been in tents for days and talked a load of hippy bullshit normally espoused by sixteen year old girls. It's not half as endearing from a woman who looks like she's been fucking dug up.
>>562
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I remember how the darkness doubled
I recall, lightning struck itself
I was listening, listening to the rain
I was hearing, hearing something else
Life in the hive puckered up my night
The kiss of death, the embrace of life
There I stand 'neath the Marquee Moon
Just waiting
I spoke to a man down at the tracks
And I asked him how he don't go mad
He said "Look here junior, don't you be so happy
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad"
Life in the hive puckered up my night
The kiss of death, the embrace of life
There I stand 'neath the Marquee Moon
Hesitating
Well a Cadillac, it pulled out of the graveyard
Pulled up to me, all they said, "Get in"
Then the Cadillac, it puttered back into the graveyard
Me, I got out again
Life in the hive puckered up my night
The kiss of death, the embrace of life
There I stand 'neath the Marquee Moon
I ain't waiting
I remember how the darkness doubled
I recall, lightning struck itself
I was listening, listening to the rain
I was hearing, hearing something else
That is a term me and my friend came up with when we do DPH. Also i'm glad to see somebody do some manly drugs. DPH is for manly men who want to walk up to death and spit in his face and then trip balls for 18 hours.
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VIPPER2010-09-26 12:26
'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE A MAN.
A MANLY MAN MAAN
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VIPPER2010-09-26 13:14
>>624
I snorted some crushed up E thew other day. I wouldn't have normally, but my ex left it in my flat and it's just been there since, and I was drunk.
Just sticking to weed for now though...
>>624
I wasn't actually high on anything when I posted that, just trolling. But how much DPH do you take when you do it? I've experimented with 700mg a couple times, I never hallucinated at all, I just completely lost my short term memory and felt weird. 200mg is my magic amount now, I can't have fun when I do more. I'll just get tired but can't sleep, get restless leg syndrome, try to listen to music but change the song every 30 seconds because I can't pay attention. Plus, I always space out my trips by at least 2 weeks, but almost always by a month or two, and I still think that stuff is frying my brain.
Twisted right now. I thought about things I no longer remember thinking about. The party turned out to be a dud though, but I am not complaining seeing as I am proper fucked up.
and i just found out that this was a thread for if you were high...
oh well
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VIPPER2010-10-05 21:45
First time in a week.
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VIPPER2010-10-06 2:03
I almost geeked today when my campus's tower bells played the Star Wars theme. It wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been a class with one instructor and two other students.
Super mode
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VIPPER2010-10-06 10:19
On campus again. Biology. I'm bored so I'm on here inm
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VIPPER2010-10-06 21:50
I had a strong joint, a quiche, a black filtered coffee and a really nice piece of high-quality Scottish tablet.
Currently listening to some DJ Screw I've never heard before.
have the
privilege of voting out
members who are overly
attractive
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VIPPER2010-10-11 17:48
LOL
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VIPPER2010-10-12 4:25
All American trilogy.
The futures dead. It's part of me.
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VIPPER2010-10-12 8:10
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
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VIPPER2010-10-12 13:52
They're coming in the windows man.
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VIPPER2010-10-12 19:54
Marijuana MUST be legalised.
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VIPPER2010-10-13 20:55
MUST
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VIPPER2010-10-14 3:23
Tonight was one of those, "pass-out-and-wake-up-at-1:40-in-the-morning-not-entirely-sure-where-you-are-then-realizing-you-passed-out-and-sneak-out-of-the-door-and-drive-home" nights.
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VIPPER2010-10-14 5:35
nooooooooooo
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VIPPER2010-10-14 17:39
Jingle jangle
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VIPPER2010-10-14 17:44
Smoked on campus before class and then again before I left for home.
I'm listening to Janis Joplin. Jimi Hendrix after this. Waiting for That 70's Show to come on. And then I realize... damn.
Man earlier today is very fuzzy. Took some artistic-ass pictures though. Fun stuff, if not lame
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VIPPER2010-10-16 13:41
BWH!!!!
Woke up with my stomach still upset, smoking weed at this very moment to get over it. Gonna go on the other side of the duplex for game day breakfast. Gonna be a good day.
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VIPPER2010-10-16 15:11
Read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book read a book
As the plane hurtled towards the ground, everyone around me was screaming. I wasn't worried though.
You see, I had my seatbelt on.
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VIPPER2010-10-20 22:19
Man today was crazy.
Like, I wish I could have recorded a 360 degree angle video of the things that happened today, because so many small subtle things started going haywire. Crazy shit today man.
I take 900 MG every time. If you don't hallucinate at 700, you are probably overweight (no offense man, I'm fat too) and you need to up your dosage. 700MG is the standard for 150lb people.
>>624
No shit man, I thought I came up with the term "Drylled" because I don't trip on diphenhydramine, I take a few and wait a while before I smoke marijuana. I call the resulting state being "Drylled".
Damn, man! That's some crazy shit.
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VIPPER2010-10-25 15:01
I like to make creations when I'm high
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VIPPER2010-10-25 15:28
I like to VIP while I'm high.
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VIPPER2010-10-26 2:56
Oh fuck you essay.
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VIPPER2010-10-27 2:18
Me 1
Essay 0
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VIPPER2010-10-27 17:45
I miss the arms of a female.
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VIPPER2010-10-27 18:18
>>709
I don't miss the arms of a female.
You can't miss what you've never sad.
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VIPPER2010-10-27 20:04
>>710
I guess I should be happy with this broken heart then.
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VIPPER2010-10-27 21:30
Green tea candy made with green tea leaves? No shit?
why? why would i simply bump this thread with gibberish. are you really that desperate for attention?
how about instead of just insisting people spam for no reason so that you can have some petty, meaningless attention, you use you tiny, pitiful mind for just long enough to come up with an actual topic worth discussing?
cocksucker.
We are the Pilgrims, master; we shall go
Always a little further: it may be
Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow
Across that angry or that glimmering sea ...
4chan did not let get away with blocking payments to Wikileaks. Anonymous community attacked the company responsible for the blockade of Mastercard. Her site is no longer working.
"Operation Payback" is a response to attempts to eliminate the 4chan website Wikileaks. Anonymous aggressively attack anyone who makes life difficult for the controversial site. And so far, with great success. PayPal and PostFinance bravely fighting DDOS attacks organized by the 4chan forum, MasterCard have died and not working.
FacebookAnoni Technowinki to announce that it is not the end. Their next targets are to be EveryDNS.net, Visa and Amazon. I do not recall such a large rebellion in the history of the Internet. It's getting very interesting, and anonymous, who have so far attended the morning newspaper headlines only on the occasion of a similar attack on anti-piracy organization of the RIAA, they engaged in a matter of particular importance and delicacy.
(notice the symbol for logical negation, as in x. I have a feeling I should point this out because even if you are not high off your IBUPROFEN you must be an idiot all the same)
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VIPPER2010-12-23 0:58
hjgv
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VIPPER2010-12-23 0:59
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh kush.
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VIPPER2010-12-23 1:14
P"{\1n f3upihcfq2n iu['iq28-58mÓ—
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VIPPER2010-12-23 15:02
You guys should check out music for airports by hrian eno.
I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of my Straight Edge brethren would sympathize with me.
Why do I hate them?
-They are breaking the law.
-They are using a substance that is more cancer-causing than tobacco and more harmful to the brain than alcohol.
-They make up bullshit lies about marijuana being a relatively safe substance and being useful for medicinal purposes despite the fact that there are tons of studies proving otherwise.
-They are influencing the mass media and our culture into condemning anyone who doesn't do drugs and glamourizing this poisonous deliriant of a drug.
-They verbally harass and condemn everyone who doesn't smoke weed.
I would also like to make clear that everyone who thinks weed should be legalized is a pot smoker. And I'm sure none of you Straight Edgers associate with anyone who smokes weed. Thanks for understanding where I'm coming from.
I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of my Straight Edge brethren would sympathize with me.
Why do I hate them?
-They are breaking the law.
-They are using a substance that is more cancer-causing than tobacco and more harmful to the brain than alcohol.
-They make up bullshit lies about marijuana being a relatively safe substance and being useful for medicinal purposes despite the fact that there are tons of studies proving otherwise.
-They are influencing the mass media and our culture into condemning anyone who doesn't do drugs and glamourizing this poisonous deliriant of a drug.
-They verbally harass and condemn everyone who doesn't smoke weed.
I would also like to make clear that everyone who thinks weed should be legalized is a pot smoker. And I'm sure none of you Straight Edgers associate with anyone who smokes weed. Thanks for understanding where I'm coming from.
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VIPPER2010-12-28 2:33
So vipper I hear you are an uneducated lying piece of shit.
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VIPPER2010-12-28 2:37
Staight edgers are faggots, just pure uneducated faggots. That is all.
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VIPPER2010-12-28 5:05
SOUTH AFRICA (Note: These facts will most likely change drastically now that South Africa has fallen under Black rule.)
FACT #66: White people have lived in South Africa much longer than Negroes. There have been White settlements in South Africa for over 300 years, about the same length of time Europeans have lived in North America. Even 150 years after the first colonies around Cape Town, at the beginning of the 19th Century, there still were no Blacks within 500 miles. The Blacks wandered in from central Africa later on, possibly fleeing the slave trade or due to famine. In fact, most of South Africa's Blacks were born in other countries.
FACT #67: South Africa is by far the wealthiest and most advanced country in Africa, producing nearly 75% of the continent's Gross National Product. It is almost completely self-sufficient so boycotts have little effect upon its economy. In fact most of Africa is dependent upon South Africa. South Africa is governed by a Western parliamentary republic and is strictly segregated racially. South Africa grants complete self-government to the Blacks in their own areas of the country.
FACT #68: Though South Africa is perpetually criticized by the world press for its racial separatism, its Blacks live better than the Blacks of any other African country and are multiplying rapidly and healthily. 87% of Black welfare costs are being paid by the White man. This includes food, clothing, training, housing, education an health care. --even old age pensions.
FACT #69: Thousands of South African Blacks graduate from college every year, more than three times as many as in the rest of Africa combined. Every Black child is within walking distance of a primary school. Africa's largest hospital, which serves Blacks almost exclusively and performs over 1800 operations per month, is in South Africa.
FACT #70: The Blacks of South Africa own more cars than do all the citizens of the Soviet Union.
FACT #71: South Africa has more Black doctors, lawyers, professional people, and millionaires than all of the rest of the world combined.
FACT #72: In fact, conditions are "so bad" for Blacks in South Africa that the country has a tremendous problem with illegal Black immigration, having over one million illegal foreign workers.
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VIPPER2010-12-28 5:08
I hate marijuana users.
I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of my Straight Edge brethren would sympathize with me.
Why do I hate them?
-They are breaking the law.
-They are using a substance that is more cancer-causing than tobacco and more harmful to the brain than alcohol.
-They make up bullshit lies about marijuana being a relatively safe substance and being useful for medicinal purposes despite the fact that there are tons of studies proving otherwise.
-They are influencing the mass media and our culture into condemning anyone who doesn't do drugs and glamourizing this poisonous deliriant of a drug.
-They verbally harass and condemn everyone who doesn't smoke weed.
I would also like to make clear that everyone who thinks weed should be legalized is a pot smoker. And I'm sure none of you Straight Edgers associate with anyone who smokes weed. Thanks for understanding where I'm coming from.
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VIPPER2010-12-28 20:52
wwwwww
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VIPPER2010-12-29 6:22
Get yourself to together.
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VIPPER2010-12-31 16:03
precum is the champagne of wanking
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VIPPER2011-01-01 6:50
I'm gonna spend this year how I Spent last year. High as shit.
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VIPPER2011-01-01 8:31
are you a member of high society?
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VIPPER2011-01-01 9:25
So I was getting out of the house with my girlfriend for new year's, and cos it's so cold out there she keeps asking me where her muffler is. Yeah bitch you need a damn muffler.
I've been using the same jizz rag for over a year now.
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VIPPER2011-01-06 6:32
>>867
I see that you have little experience with animal sex. A consenting animal will show consent with its body language.
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VIPPER2011-01-06 17:35
DRUGS ARE COOL
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VIPPER2011-01-07 3:19
i smoke crack on payday
drugs are fucking awesome
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VIPPER2011-01-07 10:49
I crack smoke on payday
drugs are awesome fucking
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VIPPER2011-01-08 1:18
Procrastination once again.
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VIPPER2011-01-08 9:32
Posting in a high thread without being high.
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VIPPER2011-01-08 10:37
Oh I wish
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VIPPER2011-01-09 0:58
?
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VIPPER2011-01-09 4:36
boompsy
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VIPPER2011-01-09 9:29
I'm drinking rum with chocolate milkshake. And bunnin maaad weed.
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VIPPER2011-01-09 15:48
hurry up you silly woman.
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VIPPER2011-01-12 20:25
He repeats this process several times.
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VIPPER2011-01-13 22:17
P
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VIPPER2011-01-14 5:26
ehy vpi
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VIPPER2011-01-14 6:28
jews
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VIPPER2011-01-14 10:24
Enough with the jews already.
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VIPPER2011-01-14 10:34
888 gettt
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VIPPER2011-01-15 1:31
>>887
I know, I'm so sick of them. There must be something we can do.
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VIPPER2011-01-15 23:17
Smoke judeans every day!
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VIPPER2011-01-16 17:26
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
i am the spirit with which devils are incompatible
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VIPPER2011-01-19 3:11
i've been around since the planet was inhabitable
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VIPPER2011-01-19 3:12
i will split every pound in every jews body into six pence because i'm sick of simple similes about the sixth sense
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VIPPER2011-01-19 3:12
9 and three and zero and now the 9's are 3's
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VIPPER2011-01-19 4:23
( ovo)
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VIPPER2011-01-19 8:09
Look mummy it's an airoplane.
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VIPPER2011-01-19 8:51
eshjflkdsuhflkjdsagsadg
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VIPPER2011-01-19 20:06
The problem with /b/ is that it is so predictable, you could write a script to spam redundant shit like roll threads, yfw threads, etc.. and nobody would ever notice.
>>945 [m]hey buster, you can say what you want about me, but I'll be damned if you're going to say something about about my dub!!! Those were bonafide red-blooded humdinger dubs and if you don't think they were..well then you're a Massive Autistic Faggot who should just kill himself right now!
It started with the 'jackson five get', that was annoying for a time. But then, out of nowhere, the spam started becoming more out of hand than ever before, threads with absolutely nothing got 10+ replies all spam or something completely random. /vip/ has become /unvip/.
>>977
Finally /vip/ will have a misc thread for all inane spamming purposes.
No longer will I have to put on the guise of being high to post in a misc thread.
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VIPPER2011-02-11 1:41
>>976-977,980
OP here, if you guys thing I'm not gonna make another thread called "If you are high, [Part Two]" when this one fills up, then you've got another thing coming.
/vip/ is all fucking spam anyway for the most part, and yes there is quite a bit of it in this thread. But even some posts that seem to make no sense to you, have nostalgic hooks for me. As, I'm sure, do other posts made by people in here.
You even get the odd comment that is halfway coherent. [citation needed]
So of course I'm going to make another thread and continue this. Every time I've posted in this thread, I know for a fact I've been fucking high (unless I saged). It's interesting to look back and see that.
Anyway, make your other threads if you want, but I'm going to make another, that links back to this one in the OP.
Shit, at least it's better than that fucking JEWS [Part 28] thread.
Later.
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VIPPER2011-02-11 12:29
>>981 at least it's better than that fucking JEWS [Part 28] thread.
Nope ;)
It doesn't say that you have to be high to post in this thread, just that if you are high you have to post in this thread. You know how not all rectangles are squares?
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VIPPER2011-02-12 4:52
Check out my dubs
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VIPPER2011-02-12 5:52
989 STUDIOS GET
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VIPPER2011-02-12 9:54
I've recently starting masturbating before making any decisions regarding women.
I tell you what, it totally changes how you act. You put up with less bllshit.
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VIPPER2011-02-12 16:44
Regular sex sucks cos I gotta thrust with my hips so much
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VIPPER2011-02-13 1:32
Fuck the real world I'm gonna play video games
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VIPPER2011-02-13 4:09
Oh, Vipper! You make my labia tremble with glee
Vipper! You thrust your mighty cock in my ass
Vipper! Just the thought makes me wet, I love you,
Vipper!
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VIPPER2011-02-13 9:13
994 GET
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VIPPER2011-02-13 15:05
HAPPY turds, NOT sad turds!!!
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VIPPER2011-02-13 15:37
I sucked a ninjas dick
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VIPPER2011-02-13 15:39
poo
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VIPPER2011-02-13 15:40
loo
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VIPPER2011-02-13 15:40
coo
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VIPPER2011-02-17 7:00
⇐
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VIPPER2011-05-01 1:34
tits
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VIPPER2011-05-23 15:05
YOU CANT TELL ME WHEN I CAN OR CANT REPLY!!!!!!
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VIPPER2012-02-01 5:25
suck my dick
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VIPPER2012-02-01 12:54
h
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VIPPER2012-02-02 4:30
jews
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VIPPER2012-02-02 4:30
JEWS2
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VIPPER2012-02-02 4:40
AZUMARILL IS HERE SO GO EAT A SHOE!!!
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VIPPER2012-02-02 4:41
OVER 9000!
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VIPPER2012-02-02 4:44
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about its power level. IT'S OVER 9000!!!. WHAAAAAAT! 9000!!!!
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VIPPER2012-02-02 8:01
Enterprise programming in this thread right here.
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VIPPER2012-02-02 15:53
thats wweezy f baby and please say the mothafuckin
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VIPPER2012-02-02 17:24
OH SHIT ITS OVER 1000 THREAD
VIP IS BEYOND LIMITS
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VIPPER2012-02-07 9:33
oh holy crap, I am stoned beyond belief
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