Pro tip: the part where a young woman tells you that you could've got laid with her at one time if you'd made a move? That's her bullying you as a single dude. The correct answer is, "next time you should perhaps want enough to actually pull my sleeve". The wrong answer is any expression of frustration.
The key is that she didn't get no dick either, and she was the only one with enough desire to even mention anything later; so the failure is all hers. Rub it in like nettles.
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VIPPER2013-01-15 20:07
I've found that the least useful way to regard reality is as though it were a straightjacket.
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VIPPER2013-01-27 0:34
How do you even fuck a toilet, mechanically speaking? Do you, like, shove it up your ass? Drape your prolapse over it?
Oddly enough, this thread has helped me understand the basic stream of human consciousness. That is, I've been able to relate amazingly well to the way most of these seemingly random thoughts come through. I'm fascinated with how thought processes work, and the basic nature of reality in general--the last 531 posts have been somewhat of a goldmine, though it's hard to pinpoint why.
I recommend anyone who feels similar to read the Seth Material by Jane Roberts. It provokes thought, if nothing else.
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VIPPER2013-02-26 0:48
hey me too!
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VIPPER2013-03-06 0:08
When I'm high I like to watch videos of trains. Not just any old trains, and not just any old videos. They have to be in interesting places I've never been, and they have to be recorded from inside the train... not those drive-by videos which are more common.
POV train traveling. Let's go on a Youtube adventure and pretend we're common people in other countries just taking public transportation and going about our daily lives.
Not all role-playing is about dungeons and dragons and magic. Some of it can be about trains and foreign countries.
I am high
And I am content
I am a fly
With a room to rent
Look at the sky
From inside my tent
Hear the buzzards buzz
While I feel my blanket's fuzz
The texture is nice
Isn't that so
I do not like mice
They just need to go
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VIPPER2013-03-31 20:17
robots made of plastic parts, wizards tooting magic farts
it's days like this when I really wonder
why I split my lungs with blood and thunder
white whale, holy grail, post on /vip/, go to jail
examine beds of grass, being lazy, sitting on my ass
listen to the trees as they sway in the wind
spin like a top, spin like I'm spinned
colorful fractals fill my eyes
as I think and realize
what does it mean to be VIP
I should install gentoo and post on /g/
this entire thread (and its previous iterations) are a honeypot, set up by mootykins and mrvacbob-sama to get people to self-incriminate
you might not have been arrested yet, but it's going to be retroactively searched once your government feels like looking through it when they have nothing better to do (it's a rather low priority at the moment)
government dictates societal norms through controlled media outlets -> individuals are driven to depression -> drugs -> arrested for committing crime -> jail -> do labor during the day
it's all a big conspiracy to get a workforce of slaves who don't know they're slaves and instead think of themselves as criminals
the decriminalization of drugs would lead to the collapse of the prisoner slave class in the united states and many other countries