If you are high, [Part 3]

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Part 1: http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1240504847
Part 2: http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1297767386

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I often wonder why I am alive and why I was born

why do I exist

>>282
No reason really. So the hell with it, fuck bitches.

I don't smoke pot. I am clean, motherfucker!

>>284
no, you are VIPPER

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90's themed party tonight...

>>286
N O   T H A N K   Y O U ! ! !

I passed out at the height of the party. It was like someone flipped a switch and then I woke up on the sofa in a room covered in beer cans with no one else there.
Should I still be doing this at thirty years old?

sounds of the kawaii vol XVI: baka no pico

>>290
that's my favorite soundtrack how'd you know

>>40
you can't steal me.

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So I lost my phone and now don't have my dealers number.

Fucking gay.

>>294
Did you lose it permanently, or just misplace it somewhere? Search around where you normally keep it.

I sometimes misplace things and then look in all the non-obvious places but then I realize I've overlooked all the obvious places that I normally keep them in.

Of course, if you left it somewhere outside of your house, like on a train or at a building or something, then you might be SOL. But if not, you could still possibly find it.

Lucky for me, I know where my dealer lives, so even if I lost my phone (which I haven't) I could just stop by his place to buy some weed. Most dealers don't give out their addresses, but my dealer is really chill. He's kind of like a friend who just sells me weed on the side. It's pretty cool.

But I hope everything works out for you, VIPPER.

>>295
It got lifted out of my pocket on a night out. I am SOL. I've managed to find another dealer, but he completely overcharges. Prick.

I don't get it. I'm posting seriously, and they're telling me to stop attempting to be funny. I'm not trying to be funny, what are they going on about? These are grave matters.

One Day I Will Do it
ONE DAY I WILL
BECOME
I WILL
SOMEDAY
IT WILL
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I accidentally clicked on /tele/ instead of /vip/

oh god it was terrible

I would like to lose my virginity. However, having turned 30 already, i fear it'll cost me my magical powers. Help, yall.

>>300
happy birthday

if you lose it you can always find it again

Not high, but:

Last night, I had a dream where I lived in NYC, and a lot of people built dangerous slides. These weren't your typical slides -- they were multi-floor slides and went from skyscraper to skyscraper. There were many slide-related accidents, some of which were fatal.

Also, somehow a lot of ostriches got loose from captivity, and they started destroying cars and killing people. Eventually a pack of ostriches targeted me and I ran for my life. I tried to hide but they eventually found me. They were just about to kill me as I woke up in a cold sweat.

bubs

HIGH ON LIFE
among other things

I am eating a banana right now

it's a very good banana

what shall I name it?

good god it's been too long. weeks. anyway, name your banana the ASS BLASTER

lol

Fuck Israel.

Jibresh

>>309
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Blonked

getting high with your uncle. christmas is a time for family.

If i don't stop smoking this weed, i'll never make it out of my gran's house.

some i think you can't expect the reality of things to be explicitly explained to you, therefore it is impossible to alienate such concepts, some men cannot expect these kinds of results, as they don't live up to their standards.

When I'm high I feel like I am on a different plane of consciousness. Like the very reality I live is being unwrapped like a present; it's potential to be anything popped, the realisation of a specific identity revealed. A fakery, a foolery, a mystical scam. We are, as the cliché goes, actors in a cosmic play. Our identities make believe, our world cardboard. As a species we are the baby of space debris created by a universal explosion billions of years ago (the 'big bang' being the result of the universe going through an elemental state change.) Beings, that in my generationally disabled vocabulary, I can only describe as 'spiritually aware', are out there. Somewhere so 'far' in every inter-dimensional sense of the word, that they mayaswell, and do not, exist to us. When my 'mind', my state of consciousness is altered to a 'normal', sober working... there is no mental awareness or regard to thoughts as wonderfully refreshing as so. As a mental exercise this shit is making Dr Kawashima look like a pussy. Thanks dad for a great time today :) x

>>317 you go to that chan too?

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