It's so difficult to know what women want: do they want us to hold the door open and pay for dinner, or do they want us to wait until they're blind drunk and have sex with them against their will? How can we tell?
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VIPPER2010-10-09 14:24
>>1
Just do what you want VIPPER, after all you are VIPPER.
>>3
I'd rather talk about the mysteries of women than talk about nothing at all, which seems to be the norm at /vip/
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VIPPER2010-10-15 15:24
My tried and true understandings of what women want. I don't know all their reasoning behind what they like. But these things will get any girl and make them want to stay for as long as you want them to.
YOU:
Think like you are a VIP, then, be VIP. Be slightly aloof, you're the only VIP in the place after all. Haters are always gonna hate, but fuck them you're VIP, don't let them get to you. Never lie, that's not VIP. Do what you want, when you want, the world makes time for you. Don't shirk responsibilities though, its a very quick way to fall from VIP status. Always be honest, but that doesn't mean you have to tell them everything. Keep your cool, you can be happy and wild and even sometimes spastic, but don't show that you're angry or sad.
Don't worry about having a $5000 Italian suit, wear what you have, just as long as its clean and fits. If its not what is "in style" fuck it, you're VIP and you just made it the new style. Bonus points if you've got something really wild and can still have that VIP swagger. Brush teeth, keep hair looking good. Don't worry about your size, be a big poppa or starving "artist" and be entirely confident about it, nothings wrong with you, otherwise you wouldn't be VIP.
Be interesting. Pokemon and WoW aren't traditionally cool, but incredibly powerful in their own right. You'll be the shit later when you do sit them down and teach them to play, maybe get their own account or game so you can play together. But when it comes to picking up a girl have some good rehearsed stories lined up. They must be true and from your personal experiences, but some exaggeration never really hurt. Don't worry about poking fun at yourself, they eat it up like if semen tasted like chocolate and was the cure for cancer The best thing to stay interesting is let them only know bits and parts of what makes you, you. If things go as you want, you'll have plenty to keep the girl interested for years. Once again, you're VIP, everything you do is interesting, you just have to not really give a fuck as to what other think.
MONEY:
Don't worry about it. Go where you like and do what you like, just don't outspend yourself. Never let the anyone know how much you have, don't flaunt it, it your business and no one should ever need to know. Don't outspend yourself either. A few bottles at the club or a weekend getaway is great, unless it strains your finances. If you don't have much, rock the cheaper things. Drink your PBR at a high class function and completely disregard anyone that gives you shit because, you guessed it, you're goddamn VIP and that's the VIP's drink of choice.
CARS:
They don't get any woman that a VIP would actually want. If what you have is unsafe or on a good day it breaks down only once, time for a new one. It doesn't have to be flashy or even new. It just needs to be a good car. Look around a bit and you can find older cars in great shape for cheap because people wrongly believe new cars must always be better. Case and point, the Honda CR-X, a sport hatch version of the civic from the 80's, has a new version out, the CR-Z. While the CR-Z might have some fancy words like "hybrid", it is slower, has worse fuel economy and didn't do as well in crash tests as it's 20y/o sibling. So $1500 for a CR-X or $22,000 for the slower, less safe, gas guzzling hybrid? VIP's know to get the honestly better car.
FINDING A GIRL:
Since you're VIP and you go do whatever you want wherever it is, that's the best place to find a girl. You shouldn't have to go out of your way to find women, VIP's don't need to do that. Nix any pickup lines no matter their previous history, VIP's just ask for the girl's name. That's all you need to get started. Be mysterious, don't lay out all your cards, let them work for it. On the other hand, unless they're a very rare VIP girl, they'll tell you everything you could wish to know at the drop of a hat.
GETTING THAT GIRL:
You're VIP. You can get any girl you want. Women know this. Never, ever, tell them that though. Make them feel that they're the luckiest girl on the planet to be with you. Remind them of it fairly often with, once again, never directly saying it. You're the unobtainable, not the girls. Tease them, poke fun at anything cute or attractive that they do, be a dick, just do it with that VIP class and style. Make her feel like the 2nd most special person in the room and you have the power to take that away from her. Compliments are good, but better used sparingly, otherwise they won't feel the need to keep trying to impress you. Speak humbly and sparingly of yourself, but still make the stuff you do the coolest thing since penguins started eating Popsicles in Antarctic
KEEPING THAT GIRL (for as long as you want):
You've found a girl that you really honestly do like. It could even be so much as instant and eternal love, but don't readily show it. Of course, treat her better than any other person you know but don't spoil her. She's supposed to be here for you only and not for your money or power. Make her feel blessed to be with such a wonderful and caring asshole like you. Since this is the girl you want to be with for more than a night, honestly care about her and her well being, show it as "I'm your protector and owner". On the subject of "owning her", make her feel like she's is yours because you care but never make her feel like an object you could trade or sell.
SPECIAL SCENARIO VIP GIRLS:
First and foremost, do not confuse VIP girls with spoiled skanks. VIP girls are going to have the VIP aloof "I don't have time for you I've got my own shit going on" mentality. You're gonna have a hard time getting her to be upset, while those skanks will lose it in seconds flat. VIP girls you'll have to treat as almost equals. Still poke fun at them but expect it back, don't get mad have fun. She might take several separate occasions to get her to venture past where you two met. But it'll be well worth it. These are the girls you won't want to let go of. They are much harder to get because they're usually working the non VIP males for their own pleasure much like you do. VIP guys and gals will either clash or take over the world. Good luck if you do run into one. And you'll be the happiest ever if you do get one.
This is everything I've done several times over. They will be putty in your hands, they will trust you unendingly, and will do whatever you ask of them. The details change a bit from girl to girl, but they all want the alphamale.
As for me, I play pokemon and racing games all the time. Have two of pokemon in my car actually. I help construct world champion formula student race cars for my school. I wear teal vans that match the color of the aftermarket brake calipers on my car. I'm a fuckin weeaboo geek. But I can walk into any cafe, club, bar or class and get just about any girl with ease.
Be honest, be kind, be a jerk, be geeky and anything else you are because you're VIP. That's all it takes.
Except You've found a girl that you really honestly do like. It could even be so much as instant and eternal love, but don't readily show it. Of course, treat her better than any other person you know but don't spoil her. She's supposed to be here for you only and not for your money or power. Make her feel blessed to be with such a wonderful and caring asshole like you. Since this is the girl you want to be with for more than a night, honestly care about her and her well being, show it as "I'm your protector and owner". On the subject of "owning her", make her feel like she's is yours because you care but never make her feel like an object you could trade or sell.
I see no VIP in there.
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VIPPER2010-10-15 16:05
It's in there, its just implied same as it suggests you should do