OP

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!
thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog

i came on cat she hiss at penis

thx op now i have a penises hard-on and mouse sticky
i hope youre be happy

JACKSON 5 GET?

I believe he was implying that the use of "cam" by OP was an error and he in fact "came" on his beloved pet.

Given the dog was originally black, and his ejaculate purportedly is a pure snowy white (I know, I know), he then implied that the dog not just resembled, but in fact had become, a Dalmation.

OP then took this one step further, by claiming his mother was "allergic" to Dalmations, even though
>a. this dog was not in fact a Dalmation, but simply a mistreated Labrador.
>b. his mother would have been allergic to the Labrodor in the first place.

I suspect that the entire story was a falsehood. However we can take this one step further - because this falsehood was clumsily written, lacked any tenuous logic, and was strangely distasteful, we can all support the poster's assertion that in fact:

op is cool

hug cock

>>6
What a good interpretation.

PENIS HISSING

ohai

We should do a sing with these lyrics.

>>11
I agree.

thx OP!

Still no song?

>>14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MrBs6Bkwkk