If we got rid of all the Jews there would be no anti-Semitism.
That's my solution.
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VIPPER2010-09-04 16:36
That is definitely a brilliant idea, but unfortunately, it has a fatal flaw : without Jews, there would no longer be any bagels.
Eliminating antisemitism is not a noble enough cause to justify eliminating bagels.
I am eagerly awaiting a revised proposal from you, >>1.
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VIPPER2010-09-08 14:10
Eliminate Jews and then manufacture a circular bread cutting device that would cut a hole out of each slice of bread.
Although this will only crudely approximate the form and appeal of a bagel, it will nonetheless suffice when considered against the massive gains of ending Jewry once and for all.
If we got rid of people like you that would be a good step too. The Jews have contributed more to the world than you could ever dream of :)
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VIPPER2010-09-27 19:16
like bagels, and the holocaust
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VIPPER2010-09-28 3:11
Q: What's the difference between bagels and the Holocaust?
A: Bagels aren't a myth.
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VIPPER2010-09-28 17:23
>>5
They have contributed a lot of bagels, granted. But it is not fair to count each instance of a bagel as a discrete contribution to humankind. We are talking about the platonic ideal of the bagel, here. Its value does not reside in the frequency of its execution.
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VIPPER2010-09-28 17:38
Contra el hambre come mucho
Contra el racismo todos blancos