I saw a penis today

I was dropping a chocolate abortion in my campus toilets when all of a sudden a penis poked it's way though a hole in the wall.
I was mildly bemused and thought of hanging some toilet paper on the tip but it vanished after a few seconds.

What is the proper procedure for this kind of thing?

Circumscize it.

Make him fuck your aborted chocolate.

You should draw a smiley face on the tip.

er, suck it. duh.

yesyes dicksuck

Simply inform the individual concerned that you do not honour whatever intentions they may have and that if they do not resume accordance with decency laws then you will have no other choice but to contact and inform the authorities of their unacceptable behaviour.

harder onee-chan harderrrr

Hey, Thats me! Gimme a blowjob!

Start screaming allah akhbar! allah akhbar! allah akhbar! and make a knife coming out of a sheath sound.
then watch the pee come out in fear.

News update:

So I've been going to the same toilet fairly frequently looking for another penis but so far I've come up empty. However, I'm far more prepared for a penis now than I was when this all started out. Every time I go to the toilet I bring my camera phone, a felt tip marker, duct tape and some other odds and ends to keep things interesting.

I'll keep you guys informed on my progress. Wish me luck.

good luck vipper-san

i hope you have a nice tea party!

You've found Thing's thing

It's a glory hole, many a homos have sucked many a dick in that same spot.

Good luck. Bring back pictures of a penis sticking out of the hole.