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Predicament

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-23 6:10

I've found myself in quite a predicament. I need your help.

I live with my mother, who is a nag. Every time I leave my bedroom, she tries to force some food on me. Even if I tell her I'm not hungry, she will continue asking if I want food. (she will literally go through every single food item we have in the house) Because of this, I try to stay in my room as much as possible. I do not even leave to go to the bathroom most of the time, wherein lies the problem.
At first I tried peeing out the window, but over time there was a large yellow mark left on the side of the building and the police came and I was almost evicted. I have now resorted to peeing in bottles. There are about 100 full bottles of pee in my room, mostly under my bed and behind my dresser and so on. When my friends come over, I can't let them go in my room because I'm afraid of them finding the bottles. I cannot get the bottles out of my room because I'm afraid someone will see me doing it.
The pee in many bottles has turned black over time, and I'm afraid it's going to start rotting through the bottles.
I need a new way to pee without getting nagged, and a way to get the bottles out of my room.

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-23 13:53

Pour them down the toilet.

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-23 15:56

>>1  stop saying predicament

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-23 16:35

think of it as apple juice and drink it

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-23 18:46

Try not living with your mother.

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-24 5:42

>>5
Awesome! TO THE TROLL MOBILE

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-24 15:28

>>6
Only if I get to wear a brightly colored outfit with tights and a cape.

Name: VIPPER 2010-03-25 7:38

>>7
Done! Avanti!

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