rawr

i love men

bup bup bup... whatta we got going on here

I was writing a paper... on the PC and it was like, "BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIPBYIPBYIPBYIP".  And then, like, half of my paper was gone.  And I was like, "huh?" It devoured... my paper.  (It was a really good paper.)  And then I had to write it again but I had to do it really fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind've... a bummer.

I had an AWESOME DAY today.

First, I was expecting it to be total dogshit, so my expectations were at their lowest.  My fat bitch of a supervisor didn't show up, so there was no pressure!  I just did my thing and shipped what the fuck I wanted to ship, and then at 3:00, I was second in line to clock out!  Things were already going well, but then when I got home, the icing.

Right before my post-work shower, I usually take the once-daily shit.  On this particular shit, however, when I went to wipe, there was nothing.  No fuss, no muss.

I TOOK A PERFECT SHIT!

a little Law and Order, a little Chrono Trigger, and 96 ounces of Budweiser.

best day of the last six months.

>>5
Congrats

i walked to one of my favorite foodz places an then is was closed

D:

BUT i found a dollar on the gound so i was like

butter sweet all dayz long

plus i heard a joke

why does teddy bears never get hungery?
theys are always stuffed


HAHAHAAa  great day