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Potato

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-28 10:10

A potato is similar to a boob or a pair of balls. It truly is a thing of beauty. Some even call a fine potato a work of art. It’s a pleasure to hold, inspect, perhaps tell a story about, and demands a certain amount of respect.
What you’ll find over time is that eating a potato is actually an art and a science. The first task to learn is skinning your potato. Once it is skinned, eating it evenly is the next challenge. Learning to actually eat your potato will also take some time. Don’t be afraid though, learning these skills is not a painstakingly long process nor are they hard to learn. It just takes some understanding and patience. The rewards of properly eating your potato is a wonderful aroma and great taste, not to mention a relaxed state of mind.

Cheap potatos sometimes lead to bitter tastes and wet or hot potatos, but sometimes these effects are merely a result of a mouth new to potatos not being broken-in. Before you blame your potato, consider that the problem may be caused by your eating technique or by overly moist or dry potatos. With a bit of perseverance, you do get better at figuring out what is wrong if you have a potato that isn't as enjoyable as it should be. If you're not sure, always eat as slowly as possible, and that cures many potato problems.

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-28 12:18

I'M A BAKED POTATOE

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-28 12:32

Fish and chips, food of the gods

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-28 15:27

i can count to potato

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-28 15:38

Je suis un grande pomme-de-terre

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-28 16:25

>>5
You are a big tomatoe?

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-29 7:55

I think, therefore potato

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-29 9:20

>>7
Descartes at his best.

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-29 10:37

>>8
his best.

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-29 13:33

I take pleasure in breaking the taboo. Yes, raw potato and the eating of it.

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-29 14:14

>>9
Indeed.

>>10
I heard they're poisonous. At least it's an urban legend.

Name: VIPPER 2009-08-29 16:42

i do not think, therefore potato am not

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