There's potential for blue cocks of happiness drifitng over the cliffs of Dover ...
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VIPPER2009-10-15 17:11
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I'D LOOK OUT OF MY ROOM
THERE'D BE NO TWIN TOWERS RUBBLE OR DOOM AND GLOOM
THERE WERE NO JEWS RAPING YOUNG HOT ARYAN BOYS UNTIL THEY DIIIED
BUT WHEN I GOT OLDER EVERYTHING CHANGED
ALL MY HOT STRIPPING COED NEIGHBOURS WENT INSANE
AND THE ONLY GOODNESS IN MY LIFE COMES FROM DREAMING ABOUT THE SKYYYY
I DREAM
OF COCKS
DRIFTING ACROSS A BLUE SKY
I
DREAM OF COCKS
DRIFTING ACROSS A BLUE SKYYYYYYY
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VIPPER2009-10-15 18:00
this thread always makes me laugh hard at 4chan failing at text boards
>>124
I'm an epic agreefag, imageboards are so much better and cancer-free and full of EPIC LULZ.
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VIPPER2009-10-16 6:35
I dream of cock sandwiches drifting into my mouth at high velocities.
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VIPPER2009-10-16 7:17
>>127
Do you eat them figuratively or literally, and if the latter why would you want all that bread, condiments, and cheese, because I love cheese, like a 10 year aged cheddar, oh fuck that's good, but a nice soft blue like cambozola is nice if just want something to put on a cracker, though the more adventurous may want to try casu marzu that uses larvae to aid fermentation, a little too much if you ask me, so I would stick to the similar, but lacking in maggots, sheep milk made pecorino, or a bit of sakura served with liver and fruit salad, it's said that this combination allows one to levitate.
I see so many threads on here about how women suck, how life sucks and so on, so on. Most of you seem to have a misguided opinion that somebody else/society at large is to blame. No, it's not. Everything that has happened to you is your own fault and the result of your own fail, mostly because of self-defeatist attitude.
You think you aren't smart enough? Study then. Everything can be learned until you die.
Not strong and fit enough? Start jogging, do pullups, go to a gym.
Not rich enough? Do a course on accounting, so that you can manage your own budget. Get a better job.
You just have to remember one thing:
There is a way out from every situation. Yes, every situation can be solved. If you can't see the path, then think harder. If you failed at that, then it's time to try something new and try again, eventually you will succeed.
Of course it won't come instantly like in your shitty games, where you kill something and you get instant money and whatever. It takes time, patience and resourcefulness.
Or you can just go back to masturbating to 13-year old drawn girls with headband miniskirts, crying yourself to sleep while hugging a pillow every night. But you can change also.
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VIPPER2009-10-22 16:17
Its a well known fact that power corrupts people.
When a good person is given power over others, they become sick, and treat others like shit.
This is why your boss is a jerk.
This is why politicians cheat on their wives.
This is why policemen harass innocent people.
A beautiful woman has power over men.
It is impossible for a beautiful woman not to be corrupted by this power.
Beautiful women have been infected by power and should be avoided at all costs.
Ugly women do not have power over men.
Ugly women remain uncorrupted.
THE ANSWER: Date only ugly women.
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VIPPER2009-10-23 11:30
>>140
THE ANSWER: Dream of cocks drifitng across the blue sky.
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VIPPER2009-10-24 13:26
woohoo cocks *spins cock* yes?
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VIPPER2009-10-24 16:17
>>139
Whoa, where's the cock love?
Pretty good
Drifting across the blue sky.
Excellent