I am posting from my computer lab in Pyongyang in support of the Dear Leader(s) and expect that you all will become friends of the Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Corea!
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VIPPER2009-05-28 20:20
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Posting of images is not possible in Corea. We use special Corean Codiac gameras, which print actual images on paper! You see, legend has it that the spirit of the Dear Leader(s) enter the gamera when the button is pressed, and the image is painted onto the paper in a flash by the Dear Leader(s)! Smelly Westerner gamera can only make fake digital images! Useless!
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Children gather from around the world to wonder Gamera and his artistic abilities.
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VIPPER2009-05-30 14:17
Hello friends! It is the OP
Classes were canceled for several days to make way for the glorious defense drills that show the entire world the power of the DPRC! Musudan-ri launch site tested a new NCorean surface to air missile, but the plan was slightly botched and several classmates were executed this morning, but they kept me alive because I am the Voice of Corea on the VIPPER Generic Message Board, you see. I still see no gimuchi recipies! Does VIPPER not want to be strong and genius like the Dear Leader(s)???
P.S The Dear Leader(s) have the world's largest collection of Gamera merchandise and MST3K DVDs! I shall try to show them sometime!
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BECAUSE THEY ARE JEWS
TURNED THE JEWS ON HIS POLITICAL DISCOURSE
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SHARP LIKE A JEW NOSE
CALLED HIM THE JEW >>831 IS A JEW
JEWSAKU JEWS
IN THE DARK OF THE JEWELRY
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FLAMIIIIIIIIIIIING OVENS
SHARP LIKE A JEW NOSE
CALLED HIM THE JEW >>831 IS A JEW
I WANT TO RUIN YOUR HOMELAND AND WILL SEND THE LUFTWAFFE IN THE AIR
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VIPPER2009-06-01 12:18
HEARKEN UNTO THEE FOR I AM GEORGE ZIMMER, PROGENETOR OF THE MEN'S COTTAGE OF WEARE. VERILY DID I BEHOLDEST STROLL PASTE MY DOMAINE A COMELY LASS OF ABUNDANT FRONTAL CHARMS. THROUGH MY SUIT OF RAKISH VESTMENTS DID MY WRITHING LOIN SERPENT SURGE TAKING NO HEED OF YON TROLLOP'S FLIMSY GARB BEFORE SUNDERING THE DELICATE FOLDES OF HER MAIDENHEADE. YEA DID SHE HOWLE AS I DROVE MY ROYALE SCEPTRE INTO HER PALACE DOORS LIKE A THROBBING BATTERING RAM OF LUST. THEN STABBED MY OWNE EXCALIBUR FAR ENOUGH TO YONDER HEAVENS THAT FORSOOTH DID HER ANCESTORES EYES EXPELL FROM THEIR SOCKETTES. VERILY DID MY SPIRE ERUPT TO LOOSE ITS TORRENT OF MAN PORRIDGE OVER ATLANTIS AND THUS SINKING IT TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA.