Help

I have this friend, lets call him Lactoossiathreemillion, and he's bleeding profusely from anal fissures from trying to be the new goatse.  How can I, um HE stop the bleeding.

JEWS

JEWS.  Um... Yes?  Well, Jews. Was there something specific about Jews?  Particularly in relation to the post?  Is it a proud declaration like Yeah!  Go JEWS!  Or maybe it was an angry complaint like "You know, my anal fissures came from JEWS!  Just trying to get the point.  Thanks for the contribution...
GO JEWS!

We know it's you. Also,
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