RAPE CERTIFICATE

THIS IS A RAPE CERTIFICATE ! !

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve to get raped (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them file a restraining order!!!

If the police don't come, nobody gives a shit about you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If the police come only 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends and send them rape threats!

If the police come back for the 2nd time, you're off to a good start! (Unless you called the police on yourself! That's cheating!)

If the police come back for the 3rd time, you're truly a registered sex offender.

If the police come back for the 4th time, you can be sure you'll end up in jail!! And get raped there!! LOL!!

THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!