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JEWS

There was once this girl at a school I used to go to. When and where this was doesn't matter, but this girl is a girl me and my friends like to call Fatbag Lady, due to the fact she had overbearingly large breasts and was extremely fat. For some reason, the name stuck.

Asides from the huge amounts of fat concentrated in her chest and the rest of her body, she was also absolutely hideous. Matted hair, reeked horribly, and for some reason always wore stuff from Yellow Rat Bastard (Hot Topic ripoff). Naturally, one of my friends told me to hit on her. What happened next scarred me for a while.

I go up to her in the schoolyard, and, for some reason, she asks to see my penis. In broad daylight, she asks a random older guy to see his penis. When I slowly shook my head, she'd ask again.. and kept moving closer to me until she got me cornered and I could feel those horrible fat sacks on her chest pressing up against me and the stench of her matted hair.. so naturally I screamed. She ran away crying. From that day on she did nothing but spite me and acted all bitter, like I rejected her. I haven't seen her since.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to her. I have a really bad feeling that once they're about to demolish a factory, they'll go into one of those really creepy industrial bathrooms to make sure it doesn't have any bums in it, and they'll find Fatbag Lady in a corner asking if she can see demolition crew's penises.

Something like her I can only imagine festering in an industrial bathroom, slowly budding and reproducing in order to get back a world that was rightfully theirs.

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It's better than /n/ at least

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>>16
oh god i hate posts like this that add nothing to discussion and just bmup old topics oh i hate it really

>>17
hmm

>>18
oh god i hate posts like this that add nothing to discussion and just bmup old topics oh i hate it really

hmm

>>21
oh god i hate posts like this that add nothing to discussion and just bmup old topics oh i hate it really

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oh god i hate posts like this that add nothing to discussion and just bmup old topics oh i hate it really baka

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wat

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FUCK YOU STOP TOLLING GRRRRR SO ANGRY

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ARE YOU RAGED??!!

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I RAGE

You just want my ip address so you can rape my computer.