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Saring at boobs makes men healthier

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-05 13:43

A German scientist is testing this theory of how men staring at chick boobs makes them healthier. This probably goes with dykes as well. When men stare at a woman's boobs, their heart rate increases and their blood pressure lowers to a healthy state from the sexual attraction. It is said, if a man stares at a woman's boobs for at least a half-hour, their life will be prolonged by 5 years.

Fucking epic.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-05 15:07

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like dis?

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-05 23:20

>>1
reference or GTFO. real exercise is way more effective than sex to get the heart pumping and getting the metabolism going which in turn contributes to regulation blood pressure.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 0:48

>>3
Boobs > exercise.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 0:51

the more you exercise the more chicks will want you to show you their tits. you will become IMMORTAL

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 5:08

Hit exercise and boobs for maximum damage. I mean cardiovascular performance.

Put yourself into a situation where you must exercise to earn your boobs, have a close lady friend make you EARN it. Or just be like the rest of us and follow the path to immortality as said by >>5

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 16:32

>>1
Myth was tested by Brainiac and proved false.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 19:32

Brainiac = GAY

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 20:17

brainiac = bundle of sticks

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 20:27

>>9
Is see what you did...

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 20:45

>>9
I C WAT U DID THARE

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 21:58

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING JEW ONE MORE TIME

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-06 22:39

O RRY

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 /  \____/  \
(            )
(    >  <    )
(    (oo)    )
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Name: VIPPER 2007-12-07 23:35

/(´o´)/

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-08 17:09

brainiac, holey crap, they'r stupid... makes even the simplest thing seem fantastic!
on top of it they act like a gang of 5 year olds... my bro love'em...

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-08 20:29

It doesn't matter: Brainiac disproved the myth, so go home.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-09 10:16

So if I stare at boobs for 10 hours, my life will be extended for at least 100 years? Post some porn.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-10 16:26

>>17

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          ( ´∀`) < meow nyan meow-nyo
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       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
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Name: VIPPER 2007-12-10 16:36

VIP QUALITY PORN

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-11 1:49

Is it 30 minutes a day? Cause I think I have that one down. Is groping more effective? If it is I have like 10 years a day coming in when I am awake near my wife.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-16 11:37

1. Get some SARS.
2. Apply SARS to boobs.
3. Enjoy a healthier life.

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-24 11:25

Sauce?

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-29 13:43

MOAR!

Name: VIPPER 2007-12-30 18:08

However, a least an interesting theory...

Name: VIPPER 2008-01-01 11:31

Fuck yeah!

This is true VIP material!

Name: VIPPER 2008-01-01 17:15

Show me some boobs baby

Name: VIPPER 2008-01-04 17:23

SAUCE

Name: VIPPER 2008-11-14 18:00

>>18
Itty bitty kitty titties

Name: VIPPER 2008-11-17 20:51

>>12
wid j00z u l00ze

Name: VIPPER 2013-06-02 10:04

peaceful

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