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[Advice] Dear VIPPER [Solutions]

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-16 0:42

THIS IS THE ADVICE THREAD. ASK YOUR QUESTIONS OF FAIL AND VIPPER WILL ANSWER. YES!

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-16 3:43

Why OP sucks?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-16 7:48

Dear VIPPER,

There is nothing at all wrong with my grandmother
What should I do?

Signed,
Cocks

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-16 10:09

How do I get a woman?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-16 21:52

>>2
Because he's on 4chan instead of being manly like a lumberjack.

>>3
How old is she? How old does she look? ...THIS IS KINDA KINKY.

>>4
Go outside, wear normal clothes, shave, get a hair-cut, lose weight, learn the art of conversation, lower that power-level.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-16 21:55

if i wrap my dick in saran wrap and poke people with it can i accumulate charge on it and hurt people with a static semen discharge?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-17 0:36

>>6
You've obviously thought too much about this. I don't think there's anything left to teach you, >>6.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-17 10:15

>>6
itll just be so charged that it flies into your face

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-17 10:18

How do i shot web?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-17 12:06

>>9 laugh, i have no clue.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-17 12:23

What does it mean when you see your highschool sweetheart in a dream three times during the same night?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-17 23:48

>>11
That you're going to be lonely forever.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 6:50

What can I use to separate the gold from fillings in these loose teeth my grandfather left for me in his will?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 8:15

toothbrush

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 18:27

Why do I get the impression that this is a place where ppl can joke with just abaut anything?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 20:15

it is.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 20:16

how does i mop an floor? I don't have a mop.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 20:32

>>17
With your face.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-23 20:49

i have no face.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-24 17:08

epic failure

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-28 12:58

Lets say I grew up with a girl in the same neighbourhood as me all my life and later make her my girlfriend, and even later then wife.
Why hasn't westermarks effect kicked in yet?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-28 13:18

>>21
ps. that girl is my sis

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-29 23:08



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Name: VIPPER 2007-11-29 23:42

>>23
lol no you don't you idort.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-30 0:33

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-30 2:49

Dear VIPPER,

Does Gilgamesh exist? If he does, how come my uncle died?

Yours truly,
Juan

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