What's a man to do?

She's like "I need you so badly right now."
and I'm like "Sure, I'm not doing anyone else right now. I'll come over."
and she's like "I just looove your muscular body."
and I'm like "Sure, I like my muscular body too."
and she's like "I want it."
and I'm like "Whoa there, missy. It's for everyone to enjoy. See these abdominals? They didn't just settle there last week. I work my ass off every day for this body, and I ain't giving it to you for free."
but she's like all wet and panting, saying "Do me now, dammit!"
so I'm like "Oh, okay.".
Then she goes "I love you."
and I'm like "You're ovulating.".
...but then she's all like "Come inside of me, PLEEASE!"
but I'm like "Not in a millions years, miss. My genes are too good for this race."
so it always ends in me pulling out and she lying there beside me, screaming out her cravings for my love juice in agony.

What's up with that?

if this story was true

you probably woudn;t be on 4chan

It's all true. Nobody understands my pain.

Pain is waking up in the morning while your stomach aches and all you can think about is the time u died

>>1
lies. How the hell do you know when a woman is ovulating without tracking her or having her give you accurate information?

I share this problem with you, OP

>>1
I wish womans were like this

>>5
Dictionary definition:
"Love: Feeling produced by females during ovulation."