What's a man to do?

She's like "I need you so badly right now."
and I'm like "Sure, I'm not doing anyone else right now. I'll come over."
and she's like "I just looove your muscular body."
and I'm like "Sure, I like my muscular body too."
and she's like "I want it."
and I'm like "Whoa there, missy. It's for everyone to enjoy. See these abdominals? They didn't just settle there last week. I work my ass off every day for this body, and I ain't giving it to you for free."
but she's like all wet and panting, saying "Do me now, dammit!"
so I'm like "Oh, okay.".
Then she goes "I love you."
and I'm like "You're ovulating.".
...but then she's all like "Come inside of me, PLEEASE!"
but I'm like "Not in a millions years, miss. My genes are too good for this race."
so it always ends in me pulling out and she lying there beside me, screaming out her cravings for my love juice in agony.

What's up with that?