Товарищи!

Greetings from the Land of Communism.

Hello there!

Поздравления от земли защиты прав потребителей.

the conclusion that you've wasted countless hours of your life for absolutely nothing.

>>3
В Советской России права потребителей защищают тебя.

Кстати, много ли здесь негров?

DEAR RUSSIA,

I HAVE BEEN A GOOD VIPPER ALL THIS YEAR AND I ONLY WANT ONE PRESENT FOR XMAS.  NUKE THE SOUTHERN USA.

LOVE,
VIPPER

>>7
I live in the southern USA, and I have a requested target list for you:

Dallas, Texas
Houston, Texas

...well, that'll do for a start.  Please don't drop da bomb on Austin, San Antonio, or Fort Worth.  Your problems with Texas do not originate from those towns, they're still cool. In fact, they'll be secretly relieved that Dallas and Houston have become smoking, glass-lined craters 50 miles wide.

Oh, and if you have any extra missiles, it wouldn't hurt anything to drop them on Lubbock and Midland.  And Cleburne, Dumas, Weatherford, but not Denton.  Tell me if I'm getting too detailed here.

Maybe you should nuke the White House, too. Just for the lulz.

Oddly enough, most Texans would not be overly put out if someone were to nuke Austin, which has been full of faggoty hippies for forty years now.

>>10
then why are they so republic? is it because them hippies are playing in the grass?