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Would you like to purchase cat on the table?

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-13 16:58

Here at News for VIP, we carefully train each and every cat to sit perfectly on a table. 
Hours of work are put into this special technique. 
Our cats will only sit on the tables, and will never sit upon your carpet or couch. 
You'll never have to bother with moving your cat around again.
As an added bonus, you'll receive a free table with your cat.
The tables are beautifully decorated and crafted with the finest timber.
Surely you would want a table cat?
It's a fantastic gift for any one.

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-13 23:51

Get that fucking cat off my motherfucking table.

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 1:28

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Hello my name is Tablecat
        /    |    \ Please help me.. get sit on.. table
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 2:10

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < ANOTHER TAEBL CAT THREAD?
        /    |    \ Niggas don't know my shit.
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 2:13

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < nigra cat
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | |

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 2:35

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚∀゚ ) < QUICK VIP, IT'S A TABLE CAT THREAD
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 2:56

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Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 3:00

          ∧_∧   
          ( ゚∀゚ )
        /    |   
       /       .|
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 3:02

sorry for farting all

i have relaly bad gas and HATE table cats

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 3:12

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚Д゚ ) < I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, >>27
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 3:17

  /------ーー/
 /  へ_へ   /|
/ m(。∀。)m/ |
ーーー|  |ー
|  |__|m|
| m    つ|

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 3:27

  /------ーー/
 /  へ_へ   /|
/ m(。∀。)m/ |   NIGHT OF FIRE
ーーー|  |ー
|  |__|m|
| m    つ|

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 3:38

         <<< >>>
        (u ´Д`)
        / つ_つ
       .人  Y
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 4:07

         <<< >>>
        (u ´Д`)
        / つ_つ     LOVE IS OVER.
       .人  Y
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 8:41

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚Д゚ ) < Tablecat, it is on the table
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 11:45

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚Д゚ ) <  the conclusion that you've wasted countless hours of your life for absolutely nothing.       /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄ 

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 18:36

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚Д゚ ) < Tablecat, it teaches and it learns
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 19:10

/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|Special offer! Hear and lo!
|Special offer!

 . ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          \ / / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          | |   | Three cats and one table ONLY for the price of one tablecat!
          V  \__ ____ 
                  |ノ
          ∧_∧ ∧_∧ _∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) ´∀`)´∀`) < ps. I just shat myself
        /    |/    |    |  \________
       /       .|      |    | 
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |⌒ヽ |.イ |ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |  .ノ | || |ノ | || |_
  .    ノく__つ∪∪__つ∪∪ ∪∪ \
   _((______________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ| | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 23:57

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚Д゚ ) < holy shit. there's no taebl!!
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-14 23:59

age

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-18 5:33

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚∀゚ ) < Mah table, is too big!
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 1:55

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚∀゚ ) < QUICK VIP, IT'S A TABLE CAT THREAD
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 2:06


      \ Taxi cat?
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                  _(⌒))___
           ()____|_モ_|_|()______
          / ∧_∧ ~~   .//   ∥ \\
         /  (・∀・ )__  //   ∥.  \\
 ._⊂I__∠__.⊆⌒⊆___)賃走I⊃/   .∥___|_ノー-、
.⊆--┰┬┬┬┬-┰──-⊆ ̄ ̄.| ̄ ̄ ̄|自動ドア| LPガス]
.|:__ :┠┼┿┿┼-┨  __  |...》./⌒|モララー|........../⌒| .._ _L]
〔.ロ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ロ.~ 〕 ./.∩.|タクシー|.   /.∩.| ....___〕
 ヽ_⊆ニ|~ ̄ ̄|モ4649|⊇ ̄ ...|.. ∪|==========|.. ∪|___/
   .ゝゝ__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄~ゝゝ__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄~ゝゝ__/

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 2:15

      \ Do you guys wanna check my mad drifting skillz?
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                  _(⌒))___
           ()____|_モ_|_|()______
          / ∧_∧ ~~   .//   ∥ \\
         /  (・∀・)__   //   ∥.  \\
 ._⊂I__∠__.⊆⌒⊆___)賃走I⊃/   .∥___|_ノー-、
.⊆--┰┬┬┬┬-┰──-⊆ ̄ ̄.| ̄ ̄ ̄|自動ドア| LPガス]
.|:__ :┠┼┿┿┼-┨  __  |...》./⌒|モララー|........../⌒| .._ _L]
〔.ロ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ロ.~ 〕 ./.∩.|タクシー|.   /.∩.| ....___〕
 ヽ_⊆ニ|~ ̄ ̄|モ4649|⊇ ̄ ...|.. ∪|==========|.. ∪|___/
   .ゝゝ__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄~ゝゝ__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄~ゝゝ__/

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 2:28

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚∀゚ ) < The taxi is picking up my friends!
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 2:54

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚∀゚ ) < VIPPER trained me to sit on tables
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 3:11



          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (*´Д`) < This table... is so hot... ハァハァ
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 6:12

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ゚∀゚ ) < On the table I sit.
        /    |    \
       /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: VIPPER 2007-06-19 18:58

In 1987, a young woman named Holly Ackerman was killed in a bizarre cult ritual. Now that you have read her name, she will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:

1. Watch the video "R.I.P. Holly Ackerman" here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIy2AymZywk

2. Post this message 3 times

R.I.P. Holly Ackerman

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-22 22:26

TABLE

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-23 21:02

lulz hahahahahahaha

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-23 21:03

dibz on teh corpse

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-23 21:04

=]

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-23 21:04

i wantz =]
i cut new holes
fuck her armpits etc etc

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-23 21:05

be sexi =]
can i have video plzzzzzzzz

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-23 21:05

link link link lolz

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-27 19:49

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Name: VIPPER 2007-08-27 19:50

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