If you are Japanese,

Don't write this thread.

日本語でおｋ？

長門は俺の嫁

ハルヒは俺の嫁

俺が嫁

axtu-!!

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

Unfortunately, you can not be Japanses like I can not be you. But I am very happy to know that there are some foreign people who really serious about learning our culture and language. If you are interested in Bushido, I recommend you to read Bushido written by Inazo Nitobe. I think you could find some aspects of Bushido which our Japanese can not feel from his book.