Kundalini

has anyone who every awaken their kundalini

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundalini

Kundalini (kuṇḍalinī कुण्डलिनी) is a Sanskrit word meaning either "coiled up" or "coiling like a snake." There are a number of other Westernized translations of the term, e.g. 'serpent power'.

According to tradition, Kundalini is present in an inactive coiled-up state in the root chakra, which is located by various sources as proximate to the sacrum or base of the trunk of the body. Activation of kundalini is said to be associated with the experience of somatic bio-energetic phenomena by the practitioner

My slong?

Kundalini Express album by Love and Rockets

Don't do it! Unless you're determined to live the Yoga or Buddhist lifestyle, awakening the Kundalini will cause nothing but problems. Twitching, heart palpitations, breathing problems, bowel problems, depression, disassociation, even insanity, and DOCTORS CAN'T HELP YOU. They'll put you down as a hyprocondriac.

Ever feel a cold shiver with goose pimples?

That's the uncoiling of the snake, the blast from the base chakra.

If you're sensitive to it, it feels bigger than it is.

If you're focused on feeling that sensation, it can shake you.

But it's still just a chill.

are you, like, gay?

Most people that practice yoga are pedophiles by nature if not intent.

Good job warning people away from yoga, then.

Yoga has been proven to lead to belief in the supernatural

Yoga has been proven to give you the ability to stretch your limbs to absurd lengths and breath fire.

Yoga made my dog fuck a cat. :(

>>7
Yoga = Superior Evolution
Pedophilia = Superior Evolution
You = Inferior