Abusive Relationship = Good Thing

It's a hard thing to do, but me and my lover has now agreed to enter an abusive relationship. Instead of seeing her beat herself up, eating too much, being depressed about feeling worthless, I'm going to be the one to punish her existance and bully her. I hope I can do it, because if I won't do it, she will, and she's far more destructive than me.

Life sure is weird.

>>7

My good sir, if she and yourself believe that the only way to help her is to enter into a ...mutually agreed abusive relationship... then one or both of you should seek professional help.

Actually I'm being totally serious. You should talk to a therapist. They're not scary, and you aren't "crazy" if you talk to one. Too expensive? Just try two sessions, then decide if it's something you want to spend money on. Above all, just talk to someone. Your parents, her parents.

PS: Lol serious business on 4chan. I only came here to ask if 420chan.org was up ;_;