Abusive Relationship = Good Thing

It's a hard thing to do, but me and my lover has now agreed to enter an abusive relationship. Instead of seeing her beat herself up, eating too much, being depressed about feeling worthless, I'm going to be the one to punish her existance and bully her. I hope I can do it, because if I won't do it, she will, and she's far more destructive than me.

Life sure is weird.

She has deeply-rooted problems that need to be dealt with. Don't take the emo faggot path and give in, or just not do anything at all. You've got to figure out a way to help her--and if you find yourself too stupid, well, then you aren't right for the job.