ITT: COPIPE

Post your favorite kopipe in this スレ (VIP-speak for thread).

>>1
I grabbed your IP code with the help of a hacker,
who is one of the best five hackers in Osaka, who is a drink-friend of my friend.
I already know your name, age, and the name of the school you go,
so I'll send you an agent who is distant-kinfolk of my father's acquaintance
in his company.
And it's too late to make an apology to me.

>>2
Distant-kinfolk?  Surely I have seen a better (more Japanese sounding) translation of that kopipe.

yeah i was called handsome once
by 2 girls on the train...
it was then staring at me whilst i talk about 4chan with my buddies
so they stood up
and said youre handsome and cute...
immediatly i thought this was a trap
why would 2 upstanding good looking ladies talk to me on the 5 train???
then they handed me a comedy ticket saying i hope to see you there
and left at the next stop...
when me and my buddies got off at our stop and was at the pool hall
we were like this is definitly trap
so we made up fake names to use and situations we might be in
long story short
i didnt go meet them
and my fake name is Takishiro hitoro

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