anal sex: how to convince my girlfriend

How?

Hit her until she agrees.

Seriously guys, she's waiting and I don't know what to do.

you haven't raped her yet?

let her use a strap-on with you

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You're going about it the wrong way, it's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Lube up, fuck her doggy-style for a litle while, then boom.

>>7
ok I will try this.

Also, I'd like to bump >>6 off the page.

age

age

And age.

sage

Wtf dude, topic should be more like
HOW TO AVOID ANAL SEX WITH GF
:S,
answer on ur Q is: just put it there shell like it
and ull be descusted* for 3 weeks

lol poopers

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yo mama

Dont even give her a choice,
while you are doing the deed,
handcuff her hands to the bedpost.
then just pop it in her pooper
and she wont be able to stop you.

>>16

this is called rape

>>17 wtf is rape?

What did you do to convince her to have sex with you? Just do that, times two. ...and wear a condom.

>>17
yo mama

No its not.
its not rape if she enjoyed it.

>>1
Chloroform.

just hit her on the head, stick it in, and vanish

NEVER ask VIPPERS for help on ser-- actually I guess this kindof fits

Get her really drunk

Many years have I wondered and now i've got the answer.

On the twelfth full moon of the year, bring a untouched scallop and six  honeybees to the highest peak in your area. When you're there wait for the moment where the moon is the highest in the sky (it can be during the day). Draw the six seals and the four wisdoms using charcoal and ashes from the previous week crematees.

Chant the spell of the Half-born twins and sacrifice to The body  of Azeroth. Chant it once for Retribution, Twice for Revenge, Thrice for the Wild and Fource for the Opening of the Dry Port.

If you do it right you will not die.

On the thirteenth full moon ask your girlfriend for anal sex.

If you do it right you will not die.

Your girlfriend will die on the Fourteenth full moon.

DONT ASK, DO

Get a strap on, let her do YOU first. Then you go. You will see why maybe she is reluctant, but she will also feel like you will be more understanding.

>>27
I am one of those people who get no stimulation getting stuck in my pooper. If anything, it makes me feel a little sick in the stomach.

I have decided to go down on her and "stimulate' that area, maybe sticking a finger or two up her anus, to see if she likes that first. Best course I can see, no thanks to anonymous VIPPERS

>>28

Fail.

>>29
yuor vIP privegles have been removed thank sfor your patience

>>28
hm, so what makes you think she doesn't also feel sick to her stomach getting stuck in her pooper. If she ain't into it, she ain't into it, despite what all the pr0n would have u believe.

>>32
which is why I said I'd "ease into it" first. I'm not going to force her if she doesn't want to or doesn't like it. OH WAIT IM SUPPOSED TO SAY I WOULD THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND SO VIP LOL.

ASS TO ASS!!!!!!!

Just do her doggystyle, then shift hole before she can react. If she says anything, just spiderman her

brick to head

>>35
Don't you mean sockbrick to head?

>>36
autistic retard

>>37
Listen here, jerkface.

>>38
NO, YOU LISTEN THERE, FACEJERK

>>35

i lold

>>38
You gonna take that brah?

>>41
Take what?

>>42
take it in the pooper

>>43
No thanks. 2005 called, they want their meme back.

Surprise her.

dont