SHIRLY YOU FUCKING CAVERNCUNT WHORE

HELLO VIPPERS ITS ME LAVEIRGN. PERHAPS YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME FROM MY HIT SITCOME LAVEIRGN AND SHIRLY. I HEAR THAT FUCKING SHIRLY WAS TRYING TO GET ON MY NERVES AGAIN BY COMING TO THIS BOARD. IF YOURE READING THSI SHIRLY, FUCK YOU. GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN ANE MAKE ME A FUCKING SOUFFLE YOU WHORE. BITCH CANT KEEP YOUR TWAT IN THE WINDOW LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ME A FUCKING HOT MEAL. NEXT TIME I CATCH YOU ILL STAPLE YOUR FUCKING CUNT SHUT

FUCK YOU WHORE.

Reminds me of Zimmer, vip quality.

HELLO 4CHAN IT IS ME LAVEIRGN. PERHAPS YOU RECOGNISE ME FROM MY RECENT BOX OFFICE SMASH HIT LAVEIRGN AND SHIRLY IN PARIS. TELL ME IF YOU SEE THAT WHORE SHIRLY AROUND ANYWHERE ID LIKE TO GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND.

SHIRLY IF YOURE READING THIS GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU WHORE. BETTER HOPE THE FUCKING WINDOW ISNT OPEN OR YOULL FUCK THE MALE MAN WITH A FUCKING WOODEN SPOON. MAYBE ITS TIME TO FIND ANOTHER HOBBY YOUR TITS ARE STARTING TO DRAG

HEY SHIRLY, I GOT YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR YA. WATCH OUT FOR BASEBALL BATS SWINGING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO YOUR HEAD IN THE NEAR FUTURE. HA HA, ONE OF THESE DAYS, BITCH. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

FUCK YOU SHIRLY

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DON'T CALL ME SHIRLY YOU FUKKKIN FAGGET BITCH SHITFACE HIPPYJEWDOG