Christ vs Krishna: Atheist Melee

Christ vs Krishna: Atheist Melee, Susano-o compells you!!!
God is not here, that would be like cheating.

Who would win in a fight, Christ or Krishna? The winner takes on the next best prophet, avatar, holy man (there are no holy women), or (demi-)God! Give me your insights!

Christ:
Float ability (boosts agility)
Holy Water Spell level 1
Holy Spirit Spell level 2
Curaga Spell
Summon Disciples level 1
Summon Mozes level 2
Summon 7 Plagues level 3
Judas Human Shield Spell
Eat Bread Consumation Spell level 1
Drink Wine Consumation Spell level 2
Drink Wine from Holy Grail Spell level 3
Eat Burger King (dead cows!) Spell level 4
Cast Lepracy Spell
Sabbat Time Stop Spell
Curse Judas level 1
Curse Jew level 2
Cause religious warfare
Don't take the Bible literally Confusion Spell
'Listen, or you'll go to Hell' Charm Spell level 1
'Hop on board, this ship's heading for Paradise!' Charm Spell level 2
Final-Attack - Revive materia (can be used only once)

Krishna:
Apathy (boosts indifference)
Cast Bad Karma Spell
Good Karma (boosts vitality)
Elemental arrows
Summon chariot level 1
Summon Arjuna (archer) level 2
Summon gigantic army of crazy Hindus level 3
Summon Rama, monkeys and other mythical beasts level 4
Cast Seduce/Charm Spell
Philosophical Confusion Spell level 1
Interpret Philosophy differently Confusion Spell level 2
Interpret Philosophy differently with added Upanishads scriptures Confusion Spell level 3
Cast caste system, Krishna is brahmin level 1 (boosts wisdom)
Cast caste system, opponent is paria/untouchable level 2
Cast caste system, ritually burn opponent level 3
Chakra boost (boosts mp)
Samadhi/Nirvana Ultima Spell
Cast Spicy Food
Play Cricket
Cast Ritual Sacrifice (restores health completely, can be used only once)

I play Dark Magician, in attack mode!

fuck you >>2 my charizard with 120hp and 100attack points can kill your dark magician

My mudkip with 90hp and 80 attack points will destroy your stuff with water beam