ITT we fill in this nigger application

NIGGER APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT It is not necessary to attach a photo since all Coons look alike. NAME_________________________ALIAS:_______________________

DATE________________ ADDRESS________________________________________________________________________ (If living in automobile give make, model & license number)

NAME OF MOTHA_________________________ NAME OF FATHA___________________________ (If known)

MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE: Cadillac___________Lincoln____________Imperial_____________

Number of children claimed on Welfare__________________________________________

Number of legitimate Children (If Any)_________________________________________

Marital Status:          Common Law________   Shacked Up__________

Place of birth:    Crack House________  City dump___________  Zoo________________
Back Alley______________  Free Public Hospital_________________

Approximate Estimate of Income:  Welfare $__________ Unemployment $____________                                  Theft $____________ Drug deals $______________

How many words do you jive a minute?____________________

Check machines you can operate: Typewriter_____________ Adding Machine_________                       Afro-pick______________ Drugs scale____________  Switch Blade___________ Cotton Hoe_____________ Saturday nite special_________ T.V.____________   Injection needle_______ Crack pipe_____________

Check foods you like best: Ribs___________________ Watermelon_____________                                 Grits______________ All of the Above___________ Total days spent in prison or detention center:________________________________ (attach additional sheets if necessary)

Check illnesses you may have had in the last year:  Measles_________Mumps_________ Gonorrhea_________Syphilis_________AIDS_________

Average Drug overdoses per year_________________ (If still alive)

Abilities:    Gang banging____________________  Demonstratin_________________
Gang Raping_____________________ Drug Pushin___________________             
Gangsta rapping_________________  Robbin________________________             
All of the Above________________ Pimpin________________________            

In 50 words or less, describe your greatest desire in life: (other than sodomizing a white girl) _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ I,__________________________________(X or signature), I swars thatzs dis jive dis answered to the bests of dis naggers abilty, and thats I swars thatzs I willz alwayzs looks likea nagger, dress likea nagger, actsa likea nagger, and smellas likea nagger. Isa believes in dis NAACP thats wesa naggers is better than all white folks is. I's pramise do everythang to's increase nagger papulations, so's help me Lawd!

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Name: Rufus Jones
Alias: Lil' RJ
Date: a white woman
Address: somewhere in south central
Name of Motha: Sheniqua Williams
Name of Fatha: Tyrone "Dice" Jones
Make of Automobile: 1983 Cadillac Eldorado
Number of children claimed on welfare: all my kids be illegitemant
Number of legitimate Children: 0
Martial status: pimp
Common law: pimpin aint easy but its nessesary
shacked up: nigga what
place of birth: back alley
Approximate Estimate of Income: man i gets my money from my hoes. sometimes they pay reaaal good man but sometimes i gots to slap a bitch to get anything
How many words do you jive in a minute: when i was little one of my doctors said i had something called a speech independent

NIGGER APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT It is not necessary to attach a photo since all Coons look alike. NAME_Tupac Shakur____________ALIAS:_2pac__________________

DATE_Dec 3, 2006____ ADDRESS_n/a____________________________________________________________________ (If living in automobile give make, model & license number)

NAME OF MOTHA_Lativa__________________ NAME OF FATHA_Unknown___________________ (If known)

MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE: Cadillac___________Lincoln_x__________Imperial_____________

Number of children claimed on Welfare_7________________________________________

Number of legitimate Children (If Any)_0_______________________________________

Marital Status:          Common Law________   Shacked Up__x_______

Place of birth:    Crack House________  City dump___________  Zoo_x______________
Back Alley______________  Free Public Hospital_________________

Approximate Estimate of Income:  Welfare $2300______ Unemployment $1250________                                  Theft $10,000______ Drug deals $500,000_______

How many words do you jive a minute?_73_________________

Check machines you can operate: Typewriter_____________ Adding Machine_________                       Afro-pick_x____________ Drugs scale____________  Switch Blade___________ Cotton Hoe_x___________ Saturday nite special_________ T.V._x__________   Injection needle_______ Crack pipe_x___________

Check foods you like best: Ribs___________________ Watermelon_x___________                                 Grits______________ All of the Above___________ Total days spent in prison or detention center:________________________________ (attach additional sheets if necessary)

Check illnesses you may have had in the last year:  Measles_________Mumps_________ Gonorrhea_x_______Syphilis_x_______AIDS_x_______

Average Drug overdoses per year_7_______________ (If still alive)

Abilities:    Gang banging_x__________________  Demonstratin_x_______________
Gang Raping_x___________________ Drug Pushin_x_________________            
Gangsta rapping_x_______________  Robbin_x______________________            
All of the Above________________ Pimpin________________________           

In 50 words or less, describe your greatest desire in life: (other than sodomizing a white girl) Sodomizing a white girl.. oh nevermind.________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ I,_X________________________________(X or signature), I swars thatzs dis jive dis answered to the bests of dis naggers abilty, and thats I swars thatzs I willz alwayzs looks likea nagger, dress likea nagger, actsa likea nagger, and smellas likea nagger. Isa believes in dis NAACP thats wesa naggers is better than all white folks is. I's pramise do everythang to's increase nagger papulations, so's help me Lawd!

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