I can't believe the president shot him!

Actually, nothing happened...just wanted to talk.


my girlfriend stole my smokes this morning, went to work, and smoked 'em all.

Now I need to shit, and I like to shit and smoke.


now what the fuck do I do?


I'm not smoking butts or pages of the bible again. fuck that.


anyway, did you guys watch dora the explorer last night?

killer episode!

Put something of a more VIP QUALITY in your mouth!! Not that smelly cancer sticks 　（　｀ハ´）

Smoking is bad for you! Really!

smoke bible pages? what are you smoking? ('A` )

WHAT THE FUCK
I'm a democat and was so excited now you ruined it