ITT: We post why we're sad

I'm sad because I think I'm a failure.

i am very sad 80 doesn't show his penis on 4chan... on second thought don't do it... okay do it!

I'm sad because I've lost my mittens.

i am sad because co/ is down ;_; someone give me sabertooth/wolverine porn

I'm sad because 4chan has devolved into Retard City.

hUruurrr duurr DHuruRR HuRU DUUU>>84Rr shuuurRRr HDhuUuudd

>>1-85

gb2/lounge/

I'm sad because >>86 was us to gb2/lounge/ when I don't even go there

4chan has devolved into Retard City.
It's been like that for ages. 4chan was much better before the 3nd fiscal quarter of 2005. I sincerely doubt 4chan will ever be that good again.

As for me, I'm sad cause this board is 1/5th of the quality of VIP quality.

I'm sad because >>88 used "3nd."

3nd
Thecond

"Thecond"

Wow.

I'm sad because I just finished Eureka Seven and haven't found anything new to watch yet.

I'm sad because >>90 does not know the awesome that is The Ping Pong Club.

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I'm sad b/c mom gave me homework.  I gotta edit the above paragraph.  Then she went all cryptic and said...  'By the way you really need to master the website tonight so we can create all the webpages ourselves and have complete control.'

When do I wake up?

i am sad because my armpit doesn't smell like cheese