ITT: We post why we're sad

I'm sad because I think I'm a failure.

I'm sad because you're a failure.

I´m sad for both of you.

I'm sad because VIP is dead.

I'm sad because you're all sad.

>>5
I'm sad because your happiness depends on others.

>>6
I'm sad because your happiness depends on another's dependence of others.

I'm  sad because JEWS are in the NEWS

I'm sad because JEWS being in the NEWS makes >>8 sad

I'm sad because >>11 is sad because >>10 is sad.

I'm sad because >>10 cheated.

I'm said because >>11 is sad that >>10 cheated in being sad because >>11 is sad because >>10 is sad.

I'm sad because you have all been educated stupid by the JEW GOD! You are blind to NATURE'S HARMONIOUS TIMECUBE!

I'm sad because >>8-13 are the same person.

Im not sad

I'm sad because >>15 isn't sad.

I'm sad because everyone hates me.

I'm sad because this thread was stolen from DQN.

I am now sad because >>18 is true.

ITT, why we're happy.

I'm happy >>18 shed light on this thread!

ITT Eternal tears of sorrow.

I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

Every morning I polish my revolver and shoot my head like a rock star.

I'm sad because this >>18 is wrong and this thread was stolen from General.

I'm sad because only 6 people post on this board.

HEY 4chan is 18+ happy only GTFO

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I'm sad because I'm the OP and this thread has gone nowhere.

I'm sad because this thread is going places.

I'm sad because only 6 people are VIP QUALITY!

6 is more than enuff and I´m still sad.

I'm sad because >>30 is sad even though 6 is more than enough.

I'm sad because VIPPER happiness is related to the happiness of other VIPPERS

I'm sad because I'm socially inept.

I'm sad because I'm socially adept and >>33 will never know the touch of a woman like I do

I´m sad for >>34 because realdoll doesn´t count as woman.

I'm sad because two years ago my ladyfriends were friendly and into cuddling, and now they're stuck up and prudish.  I mean christ, it went from five-person gropefests to segregation like BAM. 

I'm sad because:
1)My job pays too little,
2)My co-workers suck,
3)I want pizza right now, but don't have any,
4)I love this guy, and he -adores- me, but is freaked out about dating someone 17 years younger than him, and won't touch me, which sucks because he's rly great in bed,
5)I bought the puffy cheetos instead of the crunchy kind and the store is closed now,
6)Tomorow is going to be my only day off this week,
7)My car needs a new fuel injector,
8)www.daleandthomas.com/free018 won't take my credit card,
9)My nose is stuffy,
10)There's no one on aim,
11)All my other wisdom teeth came in fast, straight, and into available space, but my bottom left wisdom tooth is crooked and pushing on my other molars and taking forever to come through.
12)My dad needs dentures and can't afford them, or get himself to a dentist, so naturaly the responsibility falls on me, because god forbid that his first born son, upon whom he heaps all his love and affection ever lift a goddamn finger to do anything but get drunk and sleep till 4 fucking pm.
13)All my reasons to be sad are true and all yours seem all "I'm sad because WORDS WORDS WORDS" It just makes me think you all are unemployed and live with your parents and masturbate all day and damn you that's what I want for myself.

I sad because I have to see >>35 while he masturbates himself to sleep every night

I'm sad because I read >>37 's emo rant and now 5 minutes of my life are gone forever

I'm sad cause >>37 has AIDS - the VIPPER disease. WHY DON'T I HAVE IT??!!!