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I wish I could have sex with a loli

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 5:53

And give her her first orgasm and take her virginity. I could teach her about the male body and I could learn about the female body. It would be the best thing ever. Then afterwards we would cuddle up and go to sleep.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 5:55

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Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 11:10

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Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 11:18

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Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 11:57

>>1
awwwwwww thats so sweet

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 12:18

>>1
I want to be your loli slave, but I'm already over 20 and I'm guy. :(

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 15:34

>>6
Mmm, I want you so much! But only if you dress as Mark Twain and and speak 19th century English

I'm not the OP BTW

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-17 17:01

>>7
>But only if you dress as Mark Twain and and speak 19th century English
VIP quality

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 1:55

No one else feels this way?

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 2:35

i want to have sex with a 6 yr old mark twain who speaks 19th century english

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 2:39 (sage)

sage for loser pedo thread

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 3:02

I would >>1, but stick it in her while we sleep.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 3:25

>>1-12

Same person.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 3:49

>>11 is a loser pedo

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 4:02

>>13 i'm 12, i'm not 1  ; ;

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 4:15

I'm >>1

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 4:24

btw chances of ever doing a girl early enough to give her her first orgasm is very low.


Girls as young as 9 months old have acted like they're having an orgasm (of course no one can tell for sure), and girls start masturbating extremely young.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 4:49

>>17
Don't come back to this thread, you're slashing down my dreams

( ・ω・)

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 5:46












>>17                  
                           

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 14:36

>>17 watches Discovery Health

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 17:19

>>17
Lies, girls don't masturbate.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 17:58

I was the same thing, except me and straight shota.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-18 17:59

In straight shota*

(God...that's going to cause so much controversy.)

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 4:40

>>20
I'm >>17, and you're right. I do indeed watch Discovery Health.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 6:11

>>24 Stfu.

And no, >>17 (me) is a wikiaddict. Well, formerly.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 6:13

Oh, and *slashes >>18's dreams*.


take that.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 8:27

>>26
Stop typing in asterisks

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 9:11

*types in asterisks*

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 11:39

>>28
gb2/gaia/

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 11:42

>>17
sure, it's physically possible for baby girls to have orgasms, but how many actually do? probably about 0.1%. And by the age of, say 12, probably only 20% max have ever had an orgasm (number estimated simply by doubling the 10% of 12yo girls that masturbate)

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 12:10

>>30
GIRLS DON*T MASTURBATE

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 16:04

get a real woman, not a girl

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 16:48

>>32
If you're the givar:
Boy>Girl>Man>woman

If you're receivar:
Man>boy>woman>girl


This is truth!

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 18:52

>>33

LISTEN TO THIS SEXUALLY ENLIGHTENED ENTITY

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 23:20

LISTEN TO THIS SEXUALLY PERVERTED FAGGOTY FAG FAGGOT

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-19 23:55

>>29 lol, even i'm not that retarded.

And >>30, that's number of girls that *admit* it

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-20 0:31

>>29
>>26 is probably a gaian too

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-20 7:30

>>20
wait on DH they tell you about loligasams?

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-20 15:14

SO IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE... GAY SEX WITH A MAN OR SEX WITH A LOLI?

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-20 15:30

>>39

:((((((((((((((((((((((((

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-20 16:15

>>39
Can I be your man-loli slave :(

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-21 6:21

>>39 >>40 >>41 same person.




Oh, and I looked it up, 18% of girls masturbate by the time they're 10, so you assume that, on top of the amount of girls raped, or who were fooling around, or who didn't admit to it, or who just had a random orgasm, and yeah... i'd imagine at least 60+%

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-21 9:14

>>42
How did you look this up?

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-21 9:21

>>42
I am inclined to beleive that girls don't frequently orgasm during actual rape. And what constitutes "random orgasm"? Just suddenly orgasming? I don't think that that is all too common.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-21 10:34

>>44
You have obviously never raped a girl.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 2:41

Speak for yourself faggot. I also get laid daily with very hot girls.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 3:16

Copied from my blog, footnotes in parenthesis:

It's a hot summer night, I fall asleep watching the History channel. It's a seamless transition. I'm lying on the davenport watching herr Goering do whatever it is that crazy Prussianophiles do and I blink and the room is suddenly silent. I sit up in the suddenly dark room and the front door opens. Accompanied by a veritable wave of sound, friends flood into the house. I would normally be perturbed at this turn of events, but hey, it's a dream.

Someone sits next to me on the couch, and asks me to turn on the set. No problem, I take the remote control in hand and depress the power button. Zilch, nada. I think, maybe the batteries are dead, so I excuse myself into the kitchen (keep a stock of batteries of various types in the drawers). I'm stopped dead in my tracks, however. In front of me stands Brian Hanson (High School Drama Teacher), leering, perpetually grinning face distorted. To be perfectly clear, I'm not sure what it is about his face that is distorted, but there is something disturbing to his countenance. His unnatural smile splits and he begins to talk. Unlike the others, I can't hear him. Though it is obvious that he is discoursing at some length, there is no sound coming from his mouth. He presents me with a bowl. I look at it and it's filled to the brim with water. He starts talking more rapidly, and tries to force the bowl into my hands. I run away from the kitchen at this point, the Hanson-thing does not follow.

Back in the living room, I see Brenden Lee and Branden Messerschmitt (classmates) are having an angry argument. They rush out the door into the parking lot, and I follow intending to break up the argument. When I leave the safety of the door I'm overcome by a strange sensation of unease. The darkness of the parking lot isn't friendly. To my sharp surprise, The parking lot is filled people, all sitting in pairs and facing away from me. It is deadly quiet. I start walking through them, and peering at faces. to my growing horror, they are all Brenden and Branden. Each pair of them glares at me as I pass. I don't know whether to laugh or cry, at this point. I walk away from the scene to the side of my home, which is completely black. I don't remember what happened to me then, with the exception that I feel queasy recounting that part of the dream. It could not have been pleasant.

The next thing I remember is being completely encased in inky black stillness, and my entire body being cold. Suddenly, a light appears above me, and I'm warm again. The light is good. I'm lying on my back, on a row of desks in my old Health classroom. Students busy themselves around me, some of them are holding instruments. Sharp, metallic things, Scalpels, maybe. I don't know why, but I have the overwhelming impulse to trust the expressionless faces moving around me. I blink, and the scene has changed. I'm in my science classroom, still prone on a line of desks. I sit up suddenly, and the my jovial Biology teacher is seated at his desk. The classroom is otherwise empty, I think. A shiver of cold grasps my mind, he has no head, his body lies splayed crudely in his customary desk chair.

Suddenly, I see that the room is not empty. Seated everywhere around the room are attentive housecats, peering unblinkingly at me with human eyes. This is the shock that wakes me from deep sleep to awakeness. A scream is pulled from me: "Cats!". I say that because I did not consciously decide to scream, but it happened on nstinctive reflex. It's difficult to describe, but I cried out both in my dream and in reality at the same time. The effect was disconcerting to me. I had the impression for a moment of having two mouths, two stomachs, two bodies that reconciled into one, both screaming. I'm lying, face up on the couch, the room is silent and dark (neither I nor my parents turned off the television...) and I'm staring up at the silhouette of Lynn Gaither (another classmate), maybe? I say maybe because the person's face was completely in shadow, I could only make out the profile of a feminine figure standing above me, grinning with the exact same unnatural smile that adorned the Hanson effigy in my dream. For a second, I'm lying there, completely back in awakeness, but with this strange faceless product of my dream standing over me. I blink and it's gone, but except for no longer being able to see it, I can almost still feel it standing there watching me.

Andy Mcmillan (friend of mine) thinks I was abducted by aliens. I don't take much stock in the supernatural, but after lying there completely still (and completely freaked out) for what seemed like an eternity (I could not tear my eyes from the spot where I saw the figure), I screwed up my courage and turned to face the electronic clock. The entire experience, from the last time I checked the clock before I started dozing off to when I checked the clock after waking up, took only eight minutes. I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night, and whenever I faced away from that spot by the couch, the fine hairs on the back of my neck stood straight on end.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 4:12

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Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 5:11

>>1
stop being a bitch and manipulate a loli to do what you want.




simple.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 8:20

i am the loli you have been looking for all your life

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 8:22

>>50
I hope you're not ugly, Mr. Loli.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-22 8:33

>>50
i'm a girl, thank you very much. hard to believe, but yes.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-24 0:45

i am eating a funnel tube

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-24 4:56

#17, you are actually right.

We as human beings, actually start stimulating ourselves inside our mothers wombs.

this is before actual birth.  It is a natural process of learning that we don't even think about. Now we actually don't produce any fluids until a few years older, but the act of self simulation/masturbation is done now and for the past, well since human beings have been human beings.

Don't let those moral, short coming, religous, self-rightous, judges tell you any different.  it is a proven fact.

Shouldn't be easy to find during research, especially if you have had any basic biology, medical training, etc...

One thing I would like to point out, me being a christian, but against those religious zealots.

Even in the bible, some girl named Mary, hummmmm, wasn't legal either.

That is how far our society has declined over the past 2000 years.  It was good enough for our christ, for elvis, for buddah,etc... but for the common man, it is called perversion.

Hummmmmm

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-24 16:20

>>39
cant i have gay sex with a male loli?

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-24 16:44

>>55
a "male loli" is a shota you dumb fuck

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-24 17:11

>>56
weeabob

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-25 10:07

>>52 GIRL = Guy In Real Life there are no girls on the interweb only gay pedo furfags.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-25 17:01

>>58

lol, i never saw that before. i like that

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-11 5:36

discovery health!

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-19 12:15

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-19 16:03

>>39

I'LL TAKE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-19 16:22

>>1
pedofag

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-20 15:30

Topic is win

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-23 3:24

say, if a grown man and a loli have a sexual relationship, and both enjoy it, and no one ever finds out, and the loli isnt mentally or physically traumatised at all, even in the future, is it still wrong?

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-23 4:40

yep. go do some research on child abuse victims that grow up

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-23 8:42

you win the interlolibutts.

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 6:10

>>65
No.
But it can't happen, so your argument is void.

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 6:40

Oh god, I wish someone would have sexually abused me when I was younger :'(

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 10:08

Don't worry you have a chance in your next life.Just kill yourself.

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 11:41

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Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 12:27

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Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 12:37

desu~

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-24 16:34

http://www.nlslimo.com/vans/

The last one is for you, VIPPERS

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-25 10:26

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Name: VIPPER 2007-01-27 7:11

i fucked a loli


unfortunately it was only a dream

Name: VIPPER 2007-01-27 9:27

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-20 19:05

KOUYAMA MITSUKI-CHAN

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-20 19:39

I think we should like this:
1. Hurdle all the pedophiles into one giant room.
2. Hurdle all the christfags and moralfags into the same room.
3. Hurdle all the lolis into that same giant humongous room.
4. Tie all the christfags and all the moralfags up.
4. Kill off everyone OUTside the room.
5. Film the despair of the christfags as we save humanity from extinction.
6. Release as boxoffice hit.
7. Watch your daughters grow up.
7. Rent the boxoffice hit.
8. Buy some popcorn.
9. Pop the popcorn.
10. Seat the daughter of your choice into your lap.
11. Make her have her first little orgasm to the screams and cries of the christfags and the moralfags.
12. Train her to get turned on by the lament of christfags and moralfags.
13. Give her a big gun.
14. Send her off to defend humanity against any possible origins of these faggot scum.

The end.

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-20 23:07

>>79
BAH FAG!

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-23 18:13

>>79
LISTEN TO THIS MAN

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-23 19:37

>4. Tie all the christfags and all the moralfags up.
>4. Kill off everyone OUTside the room.
WAT

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-23 22:49

>>82
It's a simultaneous action: The people INside the box ties up the fags, while at the same time the people OUTside kills themselves, much like:

7. Watch your daughters grow up.
7. Rent the boxoffice hit.

Just imagine renting it veeery slooowly.

Name: VIPPER 2008-10-24 0:46

JEWS

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