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VIPPER way to kill self

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-15 23:02

What's a vipper way to kill self? Time to die for me I think good.

Give VIPPER-Approved way to suicide. THANKS IN ADVANCE

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 1:48

stay up 72+ hours on an animu marathon

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 1:56

Don't do it!
Instead, dedicate the rest of your life to doing everything in your infinite trolling power to make as many people commit suicide as you can...all through internet alone.
Daddy Cool speed, VIPPER.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 5:56

Just break your own legs, and just sit there yelling for help or something

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 22:08

>>4
>>3
>>2
VERY NOT VIPPER QUALITY

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 22:15

What about that way in Welcome to the NHK?
I only remember the bug for flavouring... there was like 2-3 more fun items to make a death-inducing cocktail.

lolol cock.

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 22:26

>>6
WE'RE NOT ALL WEEABOO FAGGOTS

Name: VIPPER 2006-07-16 22:32

>>7

WELL SOME OF YOU ARE, ALRIGHT.
I'M TOO LAZY TO REDOWNLOAD VOL.1

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-18 0:54

>>1
Death by pegging.

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-19 3:07

1) BUY A GUN, PREFERABLY AN AK-47
2) BUY A BULLET PROOF VEST
3) BUY A COPY OF THE CATCHER IN THE RYE
4) STEAL A JCB DIGGER
5) CAREFULLY DRIVE THE JCB DIGGER INTO A QUIET AREA, LIKE A FOREST CAR PARK
6) HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL YOU PASS OUT
7) IT IS LIKELY THAT YOU MAY RETURN TO CONSCIOUSNESS, SO READ THE BOOK IF YOU GET BORED
8) IF YOU GET REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE, SLIDE THE VEST UNDER YOUR SEAT FOR PADDING
9) THE GUN CAN BE DISMANTLED FOR FIREWOOD IF YOU GET COLD
10) CONTINUE CYCLES OF HOLDING BREATH
11) EVENTUALLY MALNOURISHMENT WILL SET IN. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DIE
12) DIE

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-19 13:02

>>9-11
jews did this

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-19 13:41

Jews

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-19 15:50

SUICIDE BY BOOMERANGS

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-19 16:10

>>10
This is good, but make sure that you fill the JCB Digger with petrol (they run on Diesel). That way you can die of embarrassment on the forecourt.

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-20 19:47

>>11
>>9-11
jews did this

How appropriate

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