VIPPER way to kill self

What's a vipper way to kill self? Time to die for me I think good.

Give VIPPER-Approved way to suicide. THANKS IN ADVANCE

1) BUY A GUN, PREFERABLY AN AK-47
2) BUY A BULLET PROOF VEST
3) BUY A COPY OF THE CATCHER IN THE RYE
4) STEAL A JCB DIGGER
5) CAREFULLY DRIVE THE JCB DIGGER INTO A QUIET AREA, LIKE A FOREST CAR PARK
6) HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL YOU PASS OUT
7) IT IS LIKELY THAT YOU MAY RETURN TO CONSCIOUSNESS, SO READ THE BOOK IF YOU GET BORED
8) IF YOU GET REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE, SLIDE THE VEST UNDER YOUR SEAT FOR PADDING
9) THE GUN CAN BE DISMANTLED FOR FIREWOOD IF YOU GET COLD
10) CONTINUE CYCLES OF HOLDING BREATH
11) EVENTUALLY MALNOURISHMENT WILL SET IN. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DIE
12) DIE