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Dear heathens:

I've come to voice my anger against this atrocious "website" of yours.

I've heard a lot about 4chan. You guys have a Cockmangler who supposedly is really intent on giving other men fellatio, a pedophilic bear who likes little girls, and pictures of women with feces-excreting, phallic-shaped nipples. You brutally attack, through your words, African Americans, Native Americans, women, Jews, Arabs, homosexuals, and many other people who are not like you. You say that we should kill all undocumented citizens in the country. You host the most brutal pornography I have ever been unfortunate enough to see; most of your Korean "hentay" pushes the limits, especially the one with a political leader aborting babies and then proceeding to say that performing sexual acts on an unborn fetus is unquestionable. You tell unsure people asking for advice in times of dire need to perform anal sex as a solution for everything. You're the least politically correct site on the entire Internet.

To top it all off, you also are the source of all illegal cybercrime. What the hell goes through your mind? Believe it or not, there are children using computers, too.

I would like to inform you that if you don't lighten your act, I'm going to have to make an online petition to take this website off the face of the Internet.

So, what is it going to be? I know people in Congress who can get move this website away from the children and any sensible person who wouldn't want to see this trash. My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website.

With an extreme amount of hatred and malcontent,

Sheriff John Bunnel
Concerned parent

4chan happens to be 18 and up only.
Also post your shit in /lounge/ where it belongs and not in my NEWS FOR VIP lest I fucking KILL you, DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME FAGGOT?

>>1
http://4chan.org/rules.php
If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.
Get off your ass and do some parenting.

We all have a freedom of speech, "sheriff".
Go watch your Charlie Sheen movies and feel proud.

smells like quality pasta

OK SHERIFF, DRAW!!

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:00:40 No.10101311
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    You sir are not Rex enough for 4chan.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:02:10 No.10101341

    L2TROLL

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:02:28 No.10101349

    Children?! On my Internet?!

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:03:03 No.10101374

    >>10101311
    No one is Rex enough for 4chan.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:04:33 No.10101409

    >>10101374
    Yes, it's a sad fact. Now only Raptor Jesus can save us.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:05:33 No.10101445

    I came.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:05:39 No.10101451

    >My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website.

    You have loli in stock? I would like to make a purchase.

    >To top it all off, you also are the source of all illegal cybercrime. What the hell goes through your mind?

    I'll be honest, this gave me a happy feeling in my PENIS.

    >I would like to inform you that if you don't lighten your act, I'm going to have to make an online petition to take this website off the face of the Internet.

    Do it. We all fucking dare you, cockslap.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:05:41 No.10101453

    Dear heathens:
    I've come to voice my anger against this atrocious "website" of yours.
    I've heard a lot about 4chan. You guys have a Cockmangler who supposedly is really intent on giving other men fellatio, a pedophilic bear who likes little girls, and pictures of women with feces-excreting, phallic-shaped nipples. You brutally attack, through your words, African Americans, Native Americans, women, Jews, Arabs, homosexuals, and many other people who are not like you. You say that we should kill all undocumented citizens in the country. You host the most brutal pornography I have ever been unfortunate enough to see; most of your Korean "hentay" pushes the limits, especially the one with a political leader aborting babies and then proceeding to say that performing sexual acts on an unborn fetus is unquestionable. You tell unsure people asking for advice in times of dire need to perform anal sex as a solution for everything. You're the least politically correct site on the entire Internet.
    To top it all off, you also are the source of all illegal cybercrime. What the hell goes through your mind? Believe it or not, there are children using computers, too.
    I would like to inform you that if you don't lighten your act, I'm going to have to make an online petition to take this website off the face of the Internet.
    So, what is it going to be? I know people in Congress who can get move this website away from the children and any sensible person who wouldn't want to see this trash. My 11-year-old would be scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I said naw forget it. Yo homes to bel air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:06:04 No.10101462
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    >>10101167
    if this is real, you are a bad parent. maybe you should monitor where your kid browses on the internet, instead of threatening to ban a website.

    oh by the way i bet you are a nigger faggot jew.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:06:45 No.10101486

    No, you get move zig. For great justice.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:07:11 No.10101498

    >>10101462
    Kyke, not jew.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:07:42 No.10101521

    LOL, "hentay".

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:07:51 No.10101525

    Someone needs a hug from Jesus from the sound of things.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:07:58 No.10101530

    >>if this is real

    >>Sheriff John Bunnel

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:08:13 No.10101544

    >>10101498
    damn what was i thinking.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:08:34 No.10101555

    Sexual acts with unborn chilrden are unavoidable if you want to have sex with a pregnant woman. That kid is going to be covered in semen any way you look at it.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:08:39 No.10101558

    >>10101521
    cockmangler was funnier

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:10:09 No.10101593

    There ARE blocks for adult content sites like 4chan for this persons 11 year-old. It's not like we forced her to come to 4chan, and plus, why the hell would you go to 4chan if you hear such bad things about it? That's like hearing what goatsee is and deciding you're gonna go find some, or tubgirl and plan to go see the feces. Retarded much? Now go stick it in her pooper 4chan!

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:10:21 No.10101599
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    >>10101167

    So post pics of your daughter...or GTFO.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:10:38 No.10101606

    >>10101167
    Stick it in your pooper. it will all make sense.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:11:02 No.10101621

    Stop being a Cheap bastard and get your daughter some Parental Control, dumbshit.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:11:25 No.10101632

    >>10101530
    http://www.larnercorp.com/bunnell/episodeMenu.php
    lol wtf is this shit?

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:13:19 No.10101689

    >>10101521
    lol "Korean"

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:13:45 No.10101702

    Might as well patition all adult content sites on the interweb if yer worried about yer chilin', get parental control you lousy parent and stop whining or your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.....

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:13:46 No.10101703

    >>10101621

    congratulations on successfully trolling copypasta of JOHN FUCKING BUNNEL

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:13:53 No.10101707

    >>10101555

    technically, teh kid is semen, so it\'s really more or less coating semen in semen, amirite?

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:14:38 No.10101727

    >>10101558

    You're right what was I thinking. D:

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:16:42 No.10101783

    FAKE.

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>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:19:12 No.10101855

    In before CP

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:19:18 No.10101861

    >>You tell unsure people asking for advice in times of dire need to perform anal sex as a solution for everything.

    STICK IT IN HER POOPER

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:20:00 No.10101883

    Sheriff John Bunnel

    rofl...

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:21:49 No.10101931

    >>10101167
    we make fun of everyone. so its all equal

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:22:18 No.10101944

    >>You brutally attack, through your words, African Americans, Native Americans, women, Jews, Arabs, homosexuals, and many other people who are not like you.

    Anyone who really feels like this on this site is punished.
    ex: the kkkchat.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:22:43 No.10101950

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    >>10101167
    tl;dr

    enjoy

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:24:46 No.10101999
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    UH OH, Here comes Office Naughty!

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:25:12 No.10102016

    IT IS DELICIOUS COPY PASTA. YOU MUST EAT IT.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:25:26 No.10102025

    lol, online petition. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:28:12 No.10102091
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    This is the sheriff. I agree with him 100%.
    I too will petition. Does the picture ring a bell?

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:28:54 No.10102112

    http//www.whitepages.com/...
    e=Bunnel&city_zip=&state_id=

    /r/ prank phone calls

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:29:11 No.10102120

    PENIS

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:30:47 No.10102159

    Can I borrow your daughter?

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:30:52 No.10102163

    Sheriff needs midol.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:30:58 No.10102167

    Fail @ Trolling.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:33:36 No.10102239

    People like you fucking sicken me. You're too goddamn puritan to leave us the fuck alone. Get the fuck out of 4chan and never come back if you hate it so much! And put on some goddamn parental controls! You're trying to ruin it for everyone who actually likes this site just because people are too lazy to block their kids from coming here? I think not. It kinda reminds me of that guy that sued McDonalds because he became fat from their foods. You know what? GTFO. Now. Never return. And don't ever let your family and friends come here either. Now STFU and get outta here.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:33:42 No.10102245

    PENIS

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:35:30 No.10102306

    PeMUDAple like yMUDAu fucking sicken me. YMUDAu're tMUDAMUDA gMUDAddamn puritan tMUDA leave us the fuck alMUDAne. Get the fuck MUDAut MUDAf 4chan and never cMUDAme back if yMUDAu hate it sMUDA much! And put MUDAn sMUDAme gMUDAddamn parental cMUDAntrMUDAls! YMUDAu're trying tMUDA ruin it fMUDAr everyMUDAne whMUDA actually likes this site just because peMUDAple are tMUDAMUDA lazy tMUDA blMUDAck their kids frMUDAm cMUDAming here? I think nMUDAt. It kinda reminds me MUDAf that guy that sued McDMUDAnalds because he became fat frMUDAm their fMUDAMUDAds. YMUDAu knMUDAw what? GTFMUDA. NMUDAw. Never return. And dMUDAn't ever let yMUDAur family and friends cMUDAme here either. NMUDAw STFU and get MUDAutta here.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:35:54 No.10102319

    GTFO BITCH. Let us enjoy our p0rn.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:36:13 No.10102324

    How would he know to post in /b/? :o

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:36:44 No.10102341

    Sheriff... please post pics of your 11-year-old

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:36:54 No.10102345

    Dad?

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:38:22 No.10102378

    Lol @ 9/11

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:38:25 No.10102380

    <i>"My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website"</i>

    Not to mention breaking the law by lying about her age.

>>     07/10/06(Mon)12:40:30 No.10102438

    tell you son to DO A BARREL ROLL!

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:42:44 No.10102507

    I can't believe my very own compatriots are seriously arguing with this copy pasta.

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:45:00 No.10102570
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    >>10101167
    >>Dear heathens:

    I've come to voice my anger against this atrocious "website" of yours.

    I've heard a lot about 4chan. You guys have a Cockmangler who supposedly is really intent on giving other men fellatio, a pedophilic bear who likes little girls, and pictures of women with feces-excreting, phallic-shaped nipples. You brutally attack, through your words, African Americans, Native Americans, women, Jews, Arabs, homosexuals, and many other people who are not like you. You say that we should kill all undocumented citizens in the country. You host the most brutal pornography I have ever been unfortunate enough to see; most of your Korean "hentay" pushes the limits, especially the one with a political leader aborting babies and then proceeding to say that performing sexual acts on an unborn fetus is unquestionable. You tell unsure people I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:45:37 No.10102589

    "I would like to inform you that if you don't lighten your act, I'm going to have to make an online petition to take this website off the face of the Internet."


    IF YOU KEEP MAKING ME ANGRY... I WILL WRIGHT YOU A LETTER TELLING YOU HOW ANGRY I AM

>>    07/10/06(Mon)12:51:00 No.10102711

    >>My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website.

    4chan's /b/. Scarring for life since 1990. (/r/ing a motivation card with this!!!!)

OH SHIT GUYS AN ONLINE PETITION WE BETTER START BEING POLITICALLY  CORRECT COS THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS

>>1

IF YOU EVER DISAGREE, IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE WRONG

4chan is am fbi honeypot now anyway.
Prove me wrong

as dumb as this is, at least it's not jews spam

>>21
I'm afraid that having made the assertion/charge, the burden of proof is upon you.

Howdy Sheriff,

So you say that

So, what is it going to be? I know people in Congress who can get move this website away from the children and any sensible person who wouldn't want to see this trash. My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website.

Well I've got some news for ya.  If your daughter would be "scarred for life" by anything on 4chan, then you've done a piss poor job of raising her.  No real shame in that though.  Welcome to the information age.  None of us really understand whats going on or what's next because this is an unprecedented shift in society.  The only comparable times in history were the shift from hunter/gatherer to agrarian, and the more recent shift from agrarian to industrial.  One thing is becoming clear to me though.  Winston Churchill said that "True genius lies in the capacity for the evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information".  Now it's not true genius, but simple competence, and accuracy, or truth, becomes the most important factor.  You better start introducing her to the real world she's gonna have to live in.  And here's an accurate bit of information for you.  People in "law enforcement" are muscle for the status quo.  In an environment where survival requires quick adaptation, they are an enemy to progress.  Rethink everything.  Respect the information.  Prepare yourself and your family.  Stop trying to defend a system that is terminal for the benefit of the greedy, frightened, white men you work for.  They know the deal, and expect that you are stupid enough to fight for them to the bitter end.

>>1
Successful troll is successful

>>24
I am twelve and what is this?

JEWS