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Dear heathens:

I've come to voice my anger against this atrocious "website" of yours.

I've heard a lot about 4chan. You guys have a Cockmangler who supposedly is really intent on giving other men fellatio, a pedophilic bear who likes little girls, and pictures of women with feces-excreting, phallic-shaped nipples. You brutally attack, through your words, African Americans, Native Americans, women, Jews, Arabs, homosexuals, and many other people who are not like you. You say that we should kill all undocumented citizens in the country. You host the most brutal pornography I have ever been unfortunate enough to see; most of your Korean "hentay" pushes the limits, especially the one with a political leader aborting babies and then proceeding to say that performing sexual acts on an unborn fetus is unquestionable. You tell unsure people asking for advice in times of dire need to perform anal sex as a solution for everything. You're the least politically correct site on the entire Internet.

To top it all off, you also are the source of all illegal cybercrime. What the hell goes through your mind? Believe it or not, there are children using computers, too.

I would like to inform you that if you don't lighten your act, I'm going to have to make an online petition to take this website off the face of the Internet.

So, what is it going to be? I know people in Congress who can get move this website away from the children and any sensible person who wouldn't want to see this trash. My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website.

With an extreme amount of hatred and malcontent,

Sheriff John Bunnel
Concerned parent

Howdy Sheriff,

So you say that

So, what is it going to be? I know people in Congress who can get move this website away from the children and any sensible person who wouldn't want to see this trash. My 11-year-old would be scarred for life if she saw the content on this website.

Well I've got some news for ya.  If your daughter would be "scarred for life" by anything on 4chan, then you've done a piss poor job of raising her.  No real shame in that though.  Welcome to the information age.  None of us really understand whats going on or what's next because this is an unprecedented shift in society.  The only comparable times in history were the shift from hunter/gatherer to agrarian, and the more recent shift from agrarian to industrial.  One thing is becoming clear to me though.  Winston Churchill said that "True genius lies in the capacity for the evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information".  Now it's not true genius, but simple competence, and accuracy, or truth, becomes the most important factor.  You better start introducing her to the real world she's gonna have to live in.  And here's an accurate bit of information for you.  People in "law enforcement" are muscle for the status quo.  In an environment where survival requires quick adaptation, they are an enemy to progress.  Rethink everything.  Respect the information.  Prepare yourself and your family.  Stop trying to defend a system that is terminal for the benefit of the greedy, frightened, white men you work for.  They know the deal, and expect that you are stupid enough to fight for them to the bitter end.